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Nov 7, 2014 1:08 AM #1265881
It depends a lot on whether or not I still have my 10,000 books and/or 10,000 Devours.
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Nov 7, 2014 1:19 AM #1265884
Fair enough, let's assume we all do
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Nov 7, 2014 1:31 AM #1265888
Glue absolutely anything and everything possible to the ground
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Nov 7, 2014 1:33 AM #1265889
I'd take my 10,000 Pox's, all of which who are still forming the longest human centipede to ever be fathomed, and then with my 10,000 tubes of Krazy Glue I would construct an enormous Ferris wheel made entirely of human centipede Pox's. I would take this Ferris wheel and place it conveniently on the edge of a very large hill that also conveniently rolls directly through 5 city blocks that have nothing but elementary schools in them.

At 12:15 PM, with passengers or without, I would set fire to the ferris wheel full of 10,000 human centipede Pox's who are Crazy Glue'd together and disconnect the ride, causing it to roll down the hill with great speed. It would roll past every elementary school right as all the kids are running out to play, giving them a sight they would not soon forget.
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Nov 7, 2014 2:10 AM #1265897
I will super glue hyun,pluto,terkoiz,stone,zpammer,nahzul,and hewitt to different chairs in the strip club and call of your girlfriends so they can so they can dump u when they seen what youve done!! MUhahahahah
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Nov 7, 2014 2:23 AM #1265903
I would just keep them around, using them as need arises while trying to sell as many as I can.
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Nov 7, 2014 2:29 AM #1265904
I'd glue somebody to the floor. Then I'd cover him in glue and glue the next guy to him.

I'd make a giant pyramid out of humans with glue. That's what I'd do.
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Nov 7, 2014 2:36 AM #1265905
I would glue 10,000 Hewitts with my Krazy Glue! inside a room, and inside that room is a computer which every single one must stare at. And on the computer is the stickpage forums, where people post stupid comments everywhere and hewitt much suffer the pain of not correcting any of them with some ridiculously long post about how their logic is false.
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Nov 7, 2014 2:39 AM #1265907
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I'd take my 10,000 Pox's, all of which who are still forming the longest human centipede to ever be fathomed, and then with my 10,000 tubes of Krazy Glue I would construct an enormous Ferris wheel made entirely of human centipede Pox's. I would take this Ferris wheel and place it conveniently on the edge of a very large hill that also conveniently rolls directly through 5 city blocks that have nothing but elementary schools in them.

At 12:15 PM, with passengers or without, I would set fire to the ferris wheel full of 10,000 human centipede Pox's who are Crazy Glue'd together and disconnect the ride, causing it to roll down the hill with great speed. It would roll past every elementary school right as all the kids are running out to play, giving them a sight they would not soon forget.

...Your 10,000 Cranks are all going to use their accumulative 100,000,000 glues to make damn sure you don't get back into the house.

And file for divorce. Because that shit is terrifying.
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Nov 7, 2014 2:49 AM #1265910
I'd take all the glue and do the worst possible thing imaginable: break into the lube factory and replace all their product with the krazy glue, then sadistically wait for the news report as I hear of all the couples stuck inside of each other. Sex Put Me In The ER will be running a full week special.
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Nov 7, 2014 2:50 AM #1265911
You people have some pretty sick minds
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Nov 7, 2014 3:14 AM #1265917
Pretty sure you had it coming when you put up quick dry glue as the topic.

I'd probably sell them to shops and live a happy wealthy life.
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Nov 7, 2014 3:17 AM #1265918
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Pretty sure you had it coming when you put up quick dry glue as the topic.

I'd probably sell them to shops and live a happy wealthy life.

Until I glue all your money to the floor
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Nov 7, 2014 3:21 AM #1265921
Why would you do such a thing
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Nov 7, 2014 3:22 AM #1265924
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Why would you do such a thing

To see the look on your face