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I'm curious how many would actually say yes if the kids changed their strategy from waves to zerg rushing

I legit don't know if i would win or not. Would be interesting to find out.

Quote from Hewitt

I'm curious how many would actually say yes if the kids changed their strategy from waves to zerg rushing

Well it wouldn't be the first time a bunch of elementary school students would try to beat me up.

Quote from Zed

If they're only in waves of 3-5, easy. Pick up the first one and use him to whack the rest.

I was imagining you pull off some jacky chan shit to conserve fighting energy XD




This thread topic should've been a BSE theme.

Quote from Hewitt

I'm curious how many would actually say yes if the kids changed their strategy from waves to zerg rushing

The best bet then would be psychological warfare. I'd need to intimidate them enough that none of them would want to be the first to get close. And once I have one to use as a weapon against the others that intimidation factor grows, and I suddenly have a much greater range advantage. But ultimately I think I'd only be delaying the inevitable. The trouble with all forty at once is that you only have to slow down for a moment and then you're overwhelmed. With three or four the most that will ever manage to grab you is two, and that still leaves you with a couple of limbs to kick their arses.

All at once? When they try to knock me down I'll paralyze them by beating their spines with my elbows

Quote from Logic

Vi Russkie no giv up.
Sadko, what the hell? I thought it was like some sort of our country theme.

who ze fak r u, suka. I'd die because I'll never give up to those 5th grader fascists

30
Hell yeah
40?
Nahh

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Well it wouldn't be the first time a bunch of elementary school students would try to beat me up.

pretty sure you would be able to handle them because you almost killed a man rite

Having live near an elementary school with 4th graders, some of them are getting huge. Also smarter. Also if most of them are black they'll whoop my ass in a second.

But if its 1v1 I'm pretty sure I can last a few 4-5.

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The best bet then would be psychological warfare. I'd need to intimidate them enough that none of them would want to be the first to get close. And once I have one to use as a weapon against the others that intimidation factor grows, and I suddenly have a much greater range advantage. But ultimately I think I'd only be delaying the inevitable. The trouble with all forty at once is that you only have to slow down for a moment and then you're overwhelmed. With three or four the most that will ever manage to grab you is two, and that still leaves you with a couple of limbs to kick their arses.

That works for everything except China though. Imagine 40 high pitched shrieks all trying to gain one thing. Shudder

I think some people may be overestimating their stamina. Assuming that you have 100% accuracy, to knock these fuckers out you need one solid punch to the jaw full force. Now if you don't know how to punch, you are at some serious risk of injuring your hand. I don't know how closely watermelons represent a human head, but imagine whacking 40 of these; it will hurt without protection. Now imagine these melons gained the ability to float around you; much harder to hit a moving target. Not to mention you also have to move. If you don't have the stamina the force you generate and accuracy will decrease hence your damage output will decrease over time.

But lets assume that 50% male and the remaining female. Now this might be sexiest, but. So 13% of kids (assuming this is America) between 6 to 11 have practiced in martial arts, with 61% being male and remaining female (couldn't find original source but bah, similar stats in Aus but ange range is a tad greater). That means there are around 5 kids who know martial arts, 3 being male and 2 being female. This means that there is more then enough for each wave to have 1 "expert", or they will thin you down with cannon fodder, and swarm you with their "experts" in the end. But this is of course, assuming they are smart enough to think of this strategy.

Also lets consider their height. Because if nut shots are allowed then you may have some trouble ahead of you with your ball sac dangling over their head (if you are tall). It seems that kids around this age for males this is between 125cm to 150cm (source). Now if you are aiming on throwing these sons of bitches, given that they aren't obese, they can range from 25 to 50kg. The average is around 138cm and 30kg (source).

Use this height chart to see how you would compare with height.
[spoiler=][/spoiler]

With this said, it seems that we might be screwed right? But there is a sliver of hope. Between 2009-2010, it was found that 32.6% of American kids were overweight and 18% of them were obese between ages 6-11 (source). So this means that around 20 (I'm being generous maybe less since this is a pretty large age range) of these Boomers will be rushing you ready to body slam. Well, you might have a chance after all.

Quote from Envoy

I think some people may be overestimating their stamina. Assuming that you have 100% accuracy, to knock these fuckers out you need one solid punch to the jaw full force. Now if you don't know how to punch, you are at some serious risk of injuring your hand. I don't know how closely watermelons represent a human head, but imagine whacking 40 of these; it will hurt without protection. Now imagine these melons gained the ability to float around you; much harder to hit a moving target. Not to mention you also have to move. If you don't have the stamina the force you generate and accuracy will decrease hence your damage output will decrease over time.

But lets assume that 50% male and the remaining female. Now this might be sexiest, but. So 13% of kids (assuming this is America) between 6 to 11 have practiced in martial arts, with 61% being male and remaining female (couldn't find original source but bah, similar stats in Aus but ange range is a tad greater). That means there are around 5 kids who know martial arts, 3 being male and 2 being female. This means that there is more then enough for each wave to have 1 "expert", or they will thin you down with cannon fodder, and swarm you with their "experts" in the end. But this is of course, assuming they are smart enough to think of this strategy.

Also lets consider their height. Because if nut shots are allowed then you may have some trouble ahead of you with your ball sac dangling over their head (if you are tall). It seems that kids around this age for males this is between 125cm to 150cm (source). Now if you are aiming on throwing these sons of bitches, given that they aren't obese, they can range from 25 to 50kg. The average is around 138cm and 30kg (source).

Use this height chart to see how you would compare with height.
[spoiler=][/spoiler]

With this said, it seems that we might be screwed right? But there is a sliver of hope. Between 2009-2010, it was found that 32.6% of American kids were overweight and 18% of them were obese between ages 6-11 (source). So this means that around 20 (I'm being generous maybe less since this is a pretty large age range) of these Boomers will be rushing you ready to body slam. Well, you might have a chance after all.

Now I'm ready to punch 5th graders.

5th graders vs a 22 year old ill beet the shit out them :D

Zero's post actually made me laugh

Oh fuck, at first I was like "Nah, 40 of them would zombie swarm me" but in waves of 3 or 5? Fuck that I can go all day. They're too short to reach my head and one solid fucking punch or kick knocks them down and you can stomp them silly.