Forgotten Goggles

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Dec 3, 2014 4:07 AM #1277108
So this might not mean much to some of you but I just wanted to share because I know a few people who'll get a kick out of it. For those who don't know or don't remember, when I built the old FA portal in 2011 I created a bot named Goggles that would do things like announce the daily top 5 submissions in the forums and send messages to users about their submissions (before notifications were a thing). I completely forgot about this and if I was asked I probably would have assumed it had been deactivated when we merged the site.

Today I was browsing through the old FA forums posting screenshots as a joke to IRC when I stumbled upon the subforum Goggles used to make his daily posts, and I discovered that he's been making these posts fairly consistently the entire time the site has been disabled, even though there's no submissions to post. It's oddly depressing to see this forgotten relic of my programming past still barely functioning on an abandoned forum. To make things worse, the kind of things he writes in his post make me feel like a monster:

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Poor Goggles. One day you will have a new home. :(

If this was an indie film it would be a depressing tale about a personified robot that I created when the site was at it's busiest, happy to help and be around people, then getting lost in the hustle and bustle of the merge and still functioning, keeping the place clean long after everyone left and forgot about it. PM me if anyone wants the rights to Forgotten Goggles The Movie.
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Dec 3, 2014 4:10 AM #1277109
This is surprisingly dark and depressing, considering it's a bot from a stick animation site.
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Dec 3, 2014 4:11 AM #1277110
I cry every time
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Dec 3, 2014 4:13 AM #1277111
#GOGGLES2015 #INVISIBLEROBOTS
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Dec 3, 2014 4:17 AM #1277113
Very Heart touching.

May you find a new home Goggles.
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Dec 3, 2014 4:20 AM #1277114
Hollywood steals the idea to make Wall-E 2
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Dec 3, 2014 4:21 AM #1277115
Goggles for mod 2015
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Dec 3, 2014 4:27 AM #1277117
might as well be, since half of them are never around.
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Dec 3, 2014 4:30 AM #1277119
Quote from Captain Cook
might as well be, since half of them are never around.


Hey, we're all around. We just handle different things, and different areas. I have two areas, so I mostly go bot hunting.
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Dec 3, 2014 4:35 AM #1277122
Somehow this reminds me with Hachiko =(
Also Wall-E, yet this one's the real version. Oh Goggles...
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Dec 3, 2014 5:02 AM #1277134
goggles seems to be a sadistic dominatrix
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Dec 3, 2014 5:07 AM #1277138
Jeff you're a monster. I can only hope you crushed it like an abandoned car.
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Dec 3, 2014 6:34 AM #1277173
Rose tinted Goggles, perchance?

rip in peace
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Dec 3, 2014 7:01 AM #1277179
That's sad.

Do you think we can bring him over to us? Or at least end its suffering.
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Dec 3, 2014 10:32 AM #1277213
Wall-E, meet Goggles. Googles, meet Wall-E.

You two will be staying together in the dungeons from now on.