Yes. Serious question.

It's become abundantly clear that the only creatures in Pokemon are in fact Pokemon. Yes I'm aware that there were cows and shit early season but that has since been retconned. I mean even if cows existed, wouldn't you want some variety in your Pokemon-driven life once in awhile? They're very ambiguous as to what exactly is being eaten in this world so the possibility exists.

So, my question is which Pokemon would make the finest cuisine (given how the universe is set up) and why?

Discuss.

Definitely Miltank

Ditto, reminds me of gum

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Ditto, reminds me of gum

Dittos are failed mew clones aren't they? I feel like they'd taste like spoiled mew meat

TAUROS MEAT

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TAUROS MEAT

I honestly thought when they were eating burgers and stuff in the original series that it was tauros meat

IGGLYBUFF!
it looks like a fat cotton candy

Probably Kingler.

I'm disappointed in all of you.

Arceus' taste is probably godlike
:rolleyes:
Azure, that thing is an abomination, I wouldn't be able to enjoy eating it with it watching me and screaming and shit

What u guys talking bout, ima fire up ma stove and heat some oil just for some French fried ho-ho

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Arceus' taste is probably godlike
:rolleyes:
Azure, that thing is an abomination, I wouldn't be able to enjoy eating it with it watching me and screaming and shit

This is why you turn it around and wear earmuffs.

Is it wrong that my mouth is watering in this thread

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Is it wrong that my mouth is watering in this thread

Its perfectly fine maaaan, we are human beings

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Its perfectly fine maaaan, we are human beings

This statement cannot be proven to be true. I also find no problem with mouth watering, though.