[OOC: The ridiculousness of everything is just lovely. Sci-Fi meets Fantasy meets The Dark Side of the Internet.]

[OOC: I do think I have fallen in love with this thread. So many references.]

Drake continues powering-up his attack with silence

God's Wrath 6/10.

the teen kid is exhausted but is persistent to eliminate the foes, he suddenly mixes of what is left on the Cheionger Charge (2/15 lol) and places it in the Wat GuN
he brings out the Wat GuN, shoots firmly and accurately at Goggles.
Slowly the gun is charging up, collecting energy, the Teen places all his energy and might to the gun, he stubbornly wants to deal tons of damage to the bot,
he breathes in and out calmly, then pulls and holds the trigger, the longer he holds, the stronger it becomes,
he then walks slowly, getting ready for any attack the minions or the bot lunges to him,

[Wat GuN Charge 3/15!]
[OOC: i transferred the charge to the gun, if thats alright with you]

[OOC: PLOT TWIST! None of the combat mattered in the slightest because at the very beginning, in the ultimate act of Trolling, Goggles put us all inside Thegridwhereyouaretrapped and made us go through a simulation. Once he's defeated, we break out, only to have to start ALL OVER AGAIN.]

[OOC: Well at least we'll know what to do then right?]

[OOC: Of course not, he used all the simulation data. Now none of the attacks work, and we need a whole new lineup.]

[OOC: Well then that would fucking suck now wouldn't it? Let's hope that's not what's happening.]

Turn Eleven:

Goggles raised his hand into the air as the metal his slagworkers collected began to collect into it.



The Avatar of Skeith begins to take form and color. The legs are dark and segmented, ending on points rather than feet. His arms begin on balled shoulders and a thin upper arm than extends onto connecting diamonds that end with a large fist. On his left hand, gripped tightly, was its weapon: a Scythe. The Scythe itself was split vertically at intervals with its head a circular emblem with triangles radiating out from it. Its most noticeable feature was its head. Three circular eyes sit on its very center, bordered by black and white, on its sides grew two long horns that curled backwards.

And Aquila was heading straight for it.

Quote from Aquila

Aquila collapsed onto his knees as he respawned, popping out of some type of portal. "Oh that was just nasty." He coughed and picked up the visor from his corpse. Pulling out a Desert Eagle with explosive rounds, he unloaded a few clips into each of the stitched.

"Welcome back sir." Cortana greeted, "I thought I just read your vitals zeroing out."

"I don't have a logical explanation for you Cortana, but we have someone to fight." He glared at the Avatar of Skeith. "I hate using my power." He complained but he bit into his finger and let the fourth dimensional portal pool under his hands. He pulled out each piece and equipped himself in Mjolnir armor. He transferred Cortana from the visor to his helmet. He completed the set of crimson Mark VI armor with a gravity hammer. "Now then," His voice boomed as he approached the avatar. "Let's have some fun. Cortana read me through this."

The AI complied and jumped began relaying feedback into the helmet. The avatar's movements, his stance, and possible moves. He charged and swung an uppercut, following it closely with a down smash, and completing the combo with a spinning strike. He wielded the hammer as lightly as one would handle a staff.

The Avatar rushed in with blinding speed and easily met Aquila's first attack with the scythe, effectively blocking it. The mjolnir quickly spun and smashed the hammer downwards but the Skeith was faster, not really touching the ground but floating above it but Aquila's next strike connected. The spinning strike caught the avatar's side and threw him one way which forced it to hack its scythe onto the cement floor to prevent it from moving away further.

Quote from Azure Kite

Azure Kite's eyes flare up in annoyance at the new foreign entity. This... was a problem. Outside of protocol, yet not his primary objective. His parameters dictated that he should immediately remove the Vagrant AI, Goggles, but the AI had created a new AI with which he was familiar. Still, his Mistress had given him instructions to not harm this being...

...though, this was but a shadow of him. He raises his other hand towards the Shadow Skeith, a Data Drain beginning to take form, though... clearly of a different nature.

[Drain Heart Charge: 2/20

The Massive Data Drain in his other hand continues to charge as well!
[Data Drain Charge: 17/50]

-Azure Kite's Drain Heart charge at 2/20!-
-Azure Kite's Data Drain charge at 17/50-

The Avatar quickly takes notice to Azure's attack, recognizing it nearly immediately. Skeith faces his right arm right at Azure Kite and opens his palm. Blue panels form around its forearm and quickly morph prop up in the form of a radial blue flower. Skeith's eyes glow bright as he begins.

"Data...DRAIN."



Aquila begins to protest but several plasma shots hinder him from continuing. From his HUD, another summon of Goggles had appeared. It took the form of the Hayabusa armor. And it meant business.

Quote from Gaaading

Gaaading allowed himself a grin as the fiery heathen writhed under the pressure of his Interceptors, but only for a moment. He gazed at the squadron's onslaught with flicker of despair as the beast's physical form cleaved 2 of his fighters in twain. Those claws easily bypassed the shields while the flames did not and with only 8 fighters left he would just become a huge target. "Begin Interceptor construction!" he barked. With only a few minerals stored on board he knew that it could only supply himself a few more ships.

[Building Interceptors Charge: 3]

Interceptor charge at 3

Just above the battle, lied the war of fantasy and sci fi. The carrier was easily holding its own against the moltensteel monster. The interceptors, too quick for the dragon's fire to even catch, easily harass it. Irritably, the fraysan flyer decides to strike down its master. The dragon's wings beat more intensely as it heads for the carrier itself.

Gaaading looks horrified as the flyer moves in. Deep inside, he hopes it doesn't decide to explode.

The dragon latches onto the shields but does not penetrate. The moltensteel dragon breaths out its flames but shields still hold out. The added weight to the carrier slowly brings it down. Interceptors fire against the reptile but it holds on tightly. The sentries below, without a clear shot, decide to instead fire on Skeith, raining heavy mortars and rockets on it.

Meanwhile,

Quote from Caelo

"Come get some." With that, the sniper's carbine exploded into life, thirty rounds of 5.52x45 Hollow-point rounds rocketed at the beast that had emerged from the hillside nearby. Then a pause, then more shooting. She wouldn't stop until the damned thing was dead.

[Linear Induction Rifle Charges - 5/15]

"No one can help you."

More of the beasts come and inevitably, a magmatic arm explodes upwards from below her. The heat itself kills on contact.

Quote from 420Ace Drake

Drake continues powering-up his attack with silence

God's Wrath 6/10.

420Ace Drake, silently watching from afar, is slowly moved. Surprised at his non-voluntary movement, he tries to escape but to no avail. Soon enough, he is dragged by an unknown force until he comes face to face with Goggles.

"I see you."

With his free arm Goggles grabs hold of 420Ace Drake's neck and throws him to the ground. He keeps his foot onto the user-mods chest as he opens his palm.

"Be a lad and lend me your power.

-God's Wrath diminished to 5/10!-

-God's Wrath diminished to 4/10!-

Quote from Ipman

the teen kid is exhausted but is persistent to eliminate the foes, he suddenly mixes of what is left on the Cheionger Charge (2/15 lol) and places it in the Wat GuN
he brings out the Wat GuN, shoots firmly and accurately at Goggles.
Slowly the gun is charging up, collecting energy, the Teen places all his energy and might to the gun, he stubbornly wants to deal tons of damage to the bot,
he breathes in and out calmly, then pulls and holds the trigger, the longer he holds, the stronger it becomes,
he then walks slowly, getting ready for any attack the minions or the bot lunges to him,

[Wat GuN Charge 3/15!]
[OOC: i transferred the charge to the gun, if thats alright with you]

-Ipman's Wat GuN charges at 3/15!-

GuardianTempest and his Battul Brothas strike back against the Necron tide.

"Destroy them brothas! FOR THE EMPEROR!"

As if fuelled by zeal alone, the space marines forge forward despite the clear advantage of ranged gunfire. They slam their oversized fists at the Necron flayers but some are unlucky enough to be speared and killed by the undead machines.

Meanwhile, the Father of the Unorthodox and Logic set the game themselves as the Hacker's code comes into fruition.

Quote from Logic

Sees how Sadko takes away his only defense.
"Ngh" he grunts.
Opens up HUD and disconnects scale—eating bugs. Binds his PC with his laptop, doubling the password cracking speed.
50% passwords checked.

PASSWORD MATCH

Then a prompt comes in:
================================[X]
||______Press enter to bypass security____||
||____________________________________||
||__________[OK]_________[CANCEL]_____||
==================================

Logic quickly smashes the ok button.

Quote from Sadko

sadko comes back into the light and greets his soldiers, the precious remaining few of his forty strong force.

'SONOFABICH!'

he begins chanting, and the men begin chanting with him. the power is immense in their words as 'bich' lingers in the air, creating an aura of terror

'fuck logic, we are immortal nyan cats'

the nineteen blokes turn into atomic rainbow colored nuclear warheads and all fly towards the sonofabich called goggles

The anthem of Nyan Cat plays through the air as the nineteen explosive warheads nyan their way through the sky, even adopting a bit of nyan cats movements in their travel and lead them straight to Goggles.

The GodBot watched the uncanny form of soldiers morph into warheads capable of mass destruction and rainbow. Goggles raised his hand and the warheads simply stopped in midair, the song even began to get distorted and creepy.

"How simple do you think defeating me will be?" The GodBot asked, disgusted at the attempts. "I am all-powerfu---GAY."

Logic began to play around with the codes and couldn't contain his laughter as he made their enemy admit to homosexuality but otherwise, his plan was in motion. The bugs and viruses were spreading once again through the system but something was terribly wrong. His works of art were being destroyed quicker than expected they'll be able to do the work intended but Goggles has learned against his coding skills.

The warheads dropped at the sudden weakness and imploded in a vast display of color and radiation. The shockwave struck everyone, no one could escape it. Everyone was put off balance.


[OOC: You retain the charges due to Goggle's successful attempt at stealing yours but as the explosion occurs, some of the charges, still in midair, return to you on your respawn]

-Goggles has been incapacitated by both Sadko's and Logic's attack! 2 turns of defenselessness!-

-Hewitt responds to GuardianTempest's PM.-

[||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||73HP|||||||||||||||||||||**...........................]

• The warhead blast deals a hefty 5 damage!
  
• The bugs multiply!
  

Minions

[|||||||||||||||||||||||..23HP.........................]

• Interceptors deal 5 damage!
  
• The bugs activate and replicate what they can, dealing 4 more damage!
  
• The nyanwave deals 3 damage!
  

• The chapter kills off 3!
  
• The nyanwave kills of 2!
  

• Aquila's Hammer strike deals 2 damage!
  
• The nyanwave deals 3 damage!
  

• The nyanwave deals 3 damage!
  

• Killed off by Aquila.
  

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• Two die in the Necron attack. May their souls forever rest with the God-Emperor.
  
• No nyanwave damage. Space Marines feel nothing but their massive shoulders.
  

• Shields take 11 damage!
  
• The nyanwave deals 3 more damage to the shields!
  

• All have been sacrificed for the glory of Sadko..and dealing 5 damage to Goggles.
  

• 4 Perish in the nyanwave.
  

Azure Kite proceeds with his charging.
[Data Drain Charge: 19/50]
[Drain Heart Charge: 4/20]

His programming saves itself, including his building annoyance at the blatant disregard to system protocol.

"Cortana are you seeing what I'm seeing?" He looked at the morphing avatar.

"Yes sir, I have no explanation for you."

"Well then I guess if he's going all out, we shall as well. Cortana, initiate Operation Alpha. Activate modes Sigma, Aota, Gamma, Omega, and Iota." Sigma, Aota, Iota, and Omega were fragments that enhanced his physical attributes. It allowed him to hit harder, faster, and take more hits. Gamma was a back up fragment, its purpose was that if he was to enter a life threatening situation, he could rewind time to replay the moment and avoid what happened. He began to make his way towards Skeith who seemed to be occupied with attacking Azure Kite but suddenly a hail of plasma bullets sunk into his energy shields, depleting them almost immediately. "The hell?" He turned and whispered, "You have got to be kidding me." The figure in front of him was something he didn't expect to see. A spartan like him but he was covered in a legendary armor labeled Hyabusa.

"I don't have time for this shit." He slammed the hammer into the ground and took a tight grip of the handle. He dashed forward, the only sign of his speed being the fissure of cement that he left in his wake. The bot is using plasma guns, close combat is my domain, and I'm going to exploit it. Viciously. He smiled under his helmet as he stopped in front of the spartan.

He stamped forward and standing his ground, he swung upwards. The gravity hammer burst out of the ground, peppering the Hyabusa with shards of stone as the weapon followed behind. He planned on smashing the avatar in the chest and then proceed to beat the shit out of the spartan.

Caelo, true enough, poofed into existence somewhere later. The heat hadn't completely melted her rifle, but now she would be out of commission because the scope was fried... dammit. So instead of just trying to go into that, she tapped her headset, muttered some random words, and began walking off towards where the battle was. Already, an aura of energy began to swirl around her arm, a growl in her chest. She was pissed.

Above her, however, there was a blur of blue and purple, and a portal tore open. Gradually, the distinctive shape of a warship floated on through - the UNSC Infinity.

[Elemental Surge Charges - 1/5]
[UNSC INFINITY Inbound - 5% of Slipspace Transport Complete - note that this isn't the charge, just the precursor to the actual charge]

Quote from ErrorBlender

[OOC:
Gaaading, for future reference and to satiate my own curiosity, what Starcraft is your carrier hailing from?]

[OOC: Original numero uno (because Starcraft 2 fries my laptop and I rediscovered my long lost disc of it)]

Gaaading is thrown back. The weight and force of the metal behemoth's collision with the Carrier rocked the interior as if an earthquake had transpired. He gathered himself with haste back onto the command console. "DIVERT POWER TO MAIN THRUSTERS AND FORWARD SHIELDS!" Gaaading roared. You won't bring us down that easily you raging pile of scrap. With the power rerouted, Gaaading hopes to crash this monster into the blasted Godbot himself. "FIGHTERS KEEP BRINGING THE HEAT!"

[OOC: reminder, Carriers move slow]
[Building Interceptor charge: 2/3]