SP Mafia Spin-off: Nish's Orgy of Pain | GAME OVER

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Jan 29, 2015 5:55 AM #1300980



Alright, here it is basically:

Quote from Hewitt
Hey Nish, if I made a Mafia themed after you and you had to fight against 2 users, who do you want them to be

Quote from Ashlander
Nish vs Me vs Cook.

Hell in a Cell

Buy your tickets now folks.



SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY! Right here in the squared circle Madison Square Garden, we will have a TEXAS DEATH CAGE MATCH. That's right, 12 men and 3 stables going at it with blood sweat and tears. It is going to be one of the most spectacular matches in the history of Forum Fanwanking. Who will come out on top?

Captain Cook's Mighty Crew?

Ashlander's Bash Landers?

Or Nish's...wait sorry what.

I'm getting some intel on my headset that Nish has just knocked out his own team in the locker room after a little "Test of Might". What's that...he STILL wants in on this? Very well. Tonight is truly a special night. Nish will take on 6 men, and each other in the ring for our personal entertainment. This is...



Sunday Night Kombat: Hell in a Cell
Nish's Orgy of Pain




Hi, and welcome to SP Mafi---oh wait. No this is NOT SP Mafia. This is, as mentioned above, an on-a-whim event where 9 players will attempt to win for their faction using our tried and true free-for-all lynching system. In some respects this game is like Mafia, with just a few tweaks. For one, there are NO Nights. Since this whole event is happening in real time, there are only "Days" and Day Lynches. But that doesn't mean there aren't any sneaky kills. We'll get to that later. First: the Basics.


How do I Win
Sunday Night Kombat is still a voting game but with No Nights, it's a talkathon of pure deception. The game is simple: The first person to eliminate 2 of the 3 leaders wins it for their faction! Here are the factions:

a) The Mighty Crew is composed of Captain Cook and 3 of his top men. They win if they can take out Ashlander and Nish.

b) The Bash Landers is composed of the studly Ashlander and 3 of his bitches. They win if Captain Cook and Nish go home eating through a straw.

c) Nish is so badass he's willing to go through this all by himself. He's cerebral, vicious, and cunning. He wins if Cook and Ashlander go down.

Sounds really easy right? Well, there's just one problem. GM Hewitt decided it would be a waste of time holding matches to find team members for Cook and Ashlander so he just gave them a bunch of random nameless jobbers to work with. As a result while the guards will know who they are protecting, the Cook and Ashlander player will have no idea who his guards are. In addition, because this is an Internet battle, nobody really knows what they each look like and so none of the wrestlers really recognize each other!

But Hewitt, the Picture thread exists and we have in fact seen their fac---

GM Hewitt doesn't care. It sells tickets and merch, so you can just suck it.



How to Play
Mafia players will be familiar at least with how it goes. Just think that there are no Nights so its Lynch Day every phase.
To none Mafia players, here's the simple breakdown:

- Each Hour (an ingame Mafia Day or about 1-5 IRL days), the players will try to lynch any one of their own. In order for the ring to reach a decision, the number of votes must be at least more than half the total wrestlers. Once votes have reached that amount, that player is incapacitated and the next Hour follows and the whole thing is done again until:

a) 2 of the 3 Leaders are incapacitated. Their respective faction thus wins the night.
b) Ashlander and Cook are the only 2 left standing. They resolve to work together and throw Nish out of the building, shaming him for life.

Remember that the fates of the jobbers do not matter. If any of the above conditions are true, the game ends.

- Now here's the part that's different. Captain Cook, Ashlander, and Nish each have a SPECIAL FINISHER stored in each of them. At any moment in the match, they may publicly post #FINISH to instantly eliminate that person from the match. But they only have their sights set on the prize, so Cook and Ashlander can only do this ONCE and Nish can only do this TWICE if both of his rivals are alive and ONCE if the other is incapacitated.

- One more thing, Cook and Ashlander only have ONE chance to auto-kill each other in public. But if the other is incapacitated and Nish is still around, they may do it discreetly by PM-ing the Kill instead. This assures balance and that at least one other faction will have to do the dirty work.

- So now the logic becomes clear. The 3 Leaders will have to figure out, based on their opponent's and the jobber's behavior and allegiances, who the opposing Leader is. Once they know, they can take them out ANYTIME.

***For an example of how a "Day" phase works, click on any of my Mafia games in the above spoiler to check see it in action.



The Roles
Know your role and shut your mo---sorry, couldn't resist. Here are the possible Role PMs for ya'lls:


Captain Cook (Click to Show)


Ashlander (Click to Show)


Nish (Click to Show)


Cook's Jobbers (Click to Show)


Ashlander's Jobbers (Click to Show)




Signups
1) To Signup properly, you need to post in this thread. Also, post the 18th word from Sunday by using it in a sentence. Just to be sure you've been reading this whole time.
2) As soon as everyone is confirmed, I'll be handing out the roles. Please refer to the Mechanics above on the specifics of the current setup and role recieving.
3) When all Roles have been confirmed, I will PM allies and other misc things. I will then signify Hour 1 to begin.



General Rules:
1) Play to your win condition. Do not betray your leader until after your leader is incapacitated, after which you can just help the one you 'respect' the most. Or fuck around.

2) Do not share PM Convos between you and me. I'll generally mention if something is share-able but the default is that you may not. The only exception to this rule are the reports generated by your night (and possibly day) actions. You can share those.

3) This is not an RP. As awesome as wrestling is, this is still a pseudo-Mafia game. There's no need to act like you're really into the role unless you have to. The flavor text is nothing more than to just getting the players in the mood. Also, flavor text in Player Deaths are also for the sake of fun. They by no means hint who killed them.

4) KO'd players can't talk, so kindly leave the thread and wait for it to end when you have been eliminated. You're allowed to post one or two things but please NO GAME-RELATED INFO.

5) Do not take anything here personally. It's a game of deceit and betrayal after all so keep the flames to yourself.

6) I thought it was already obvious but if you're not a player in this game, refrain from posting comments even if you were already long dead.

7) All players must show SOME activity by posting every 48 hours within their last post, even if it's something derpy I don't care. You need to talk in this game and it's not fair to those who are really trying (if you post like a derp, you have every right to be lynched anyway). You may NOT lurk. If someone has gone past the 48 hour mark I will prod them ONCE. If they don't respond or continue to lurk I reserve the right to replace or erase them.

8) Please do not Meta by checking Who's Online and the Activity Stream for anyone who's VM-ing and PM-ing people. That's just downright unfair if not stalker-y. Honesty system here guys. Don't do it.

9) Have fun!



Player List (Looking for 9 Players)
Because of the fast-paced nature of this game and my suffering inactivity, I will only be able to handle 9 players at a time (provided there is even going to be more than 1 game). Sign up when you can and if you're interested in something a little different from my usual stuff.

1. Ashlander

2. Nish

3. Azure Kite - 4th one out in a double KO. He's NISH.

4. Ghombeat - 2nd one out. He's a Jobber.

5. Smile

6. Captain Cook

7. Ai - 3rd one out. He's a Jobber.

8. Xate - 1st one out. He's a Jobber.

9. Exilement - 4th one out in a double KO. He's a Jobber.

========Bench / Queue==========

10. Camila
11. Raptor
12. Youwishjellyfish
13.

========Blacklisted:==========
Caelo


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Round 1 - h1, h2, h3, h3.1, h3.2, h4, h4.1, h5
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Jan 29, 2015 5:59 AM #1300984
Can Nish even play this? Because honestly if he can and you don't make him Nish then you've fucked up
But if you do make him Nish, as he rightfully should be, then you've kinda fucked him over
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Jan 29, 2015 6:01 AM #1300986
Yes he can. This is Wrestling Entertainment remember? Nish can enter...to play as a character named Nish for example.
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Jan 29, 2015 6:18 AM #1300991
so we vote on who we think should die?

so it's pretty much text TTT?
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Jan 29, 2015 6:21 AM #1300992
Yeah. I find Mafia games to be more worthwhile in this forum if there is an inherent flavor going on.
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Jan 29, 2015 6:33 AM #1300998
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Jan 29, 2015 6:44 AM #1301001
I'm in.

It would be awesome if Hewitt made me Ashlander, Ashlander Captain Cook and Captain Cook Nish.
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Jan 29, 2015 7:31 AM #1301017
I'm in. And let me just say, I'll Nic Cage the competition in a match that's certainly going to be a spectacle for all.
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Jan 29, 2015 7:46 AM #1301018
Sss needs to be in this so we can see some totally dank wrestling memes put to good use
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Jan 29, 2015 9:10 AM #1301035
Hey hewitt, can i jump in the cage too? It would be Ossum, pls.
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Jan 29, 2015 1:11 PM #1301114
I'm down with this.

That's a fact? Did I do it right?
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Jan 29, 2015 1:17 PM #1301116
I'm in but I suddenly noticed there are multiple sundays.
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Jan 29, 2015 1:34 PM #1301123
With even smile joining in, I'm tempted.

Bench me?
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Jan 29, 2015 3:44 PM #1301171
I'm in. Say hello to the disposable meatshield with a brain. And its incoherent speech capability.
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Jan 29, 2015 3:53 PM #1301173
Last thing I remember was that you banned me from your next mafia game for some reason. Can't remember exactly, sooo good luck with this, seems hilarious and fun.