"Seventeen."
The man did not reply, his eyes fixated on the monitors.
"Seventeen."
Still no reply.
"Listen to me you buffoon of a host this is important so stop mulling whether you want brand X shampoo!"
The single outburst was enough to make the other turn sharply back.
"I have no time for your insults toward my hair, Thirteen."
"So your hair matters more than being called a buffoon!" Thirteen rebuffed in disbelief.
"Enough," Seventeen waved dismissively, "state your business."
"One of our beloved guests are attempting suicide."
"What?"
There was no other response, other than his wordless gesturing towards his own monitors. Seventeen shifted his seat for a better view, and it was all he needed to realise the ridiculous situation the gladiators had gotten themselves in. For one, one of them had stuck themselves into what seemed to be a cannon. Probably loaded.
"By the gods Thirteen. You abducted a quartet of idiots."
Thirteen only hung his head low, the first time he had ever expressed regret in the entirety of the tournament.
As the feed went on, the owner of the cannon seemed particularly disgruntled at their weapon being lifted away by the Handyman. L.L. Bust, however, wasn't about to bother attempting civil communication with a monster. A brief bout of shouting ensued, before he wrestled for control of his weapon.
"What are you doing?"
Seventeen did not bother looking up to answer, "linking the feed to the audience."
Almost immediately, L.L. Bust swung a leg at handyman, the impact forcing the monster to buckle just a little. It was all that was needed for a finger to slip, and the cannon ignited a piercing beam of red from its muzzle.
With Venox inside.
"And the crowd goes wild," Seventeen said in a deadpan tone, the muffled screaming overcome by blasts of laughter from the other monitors, "We should have made this a comedy reality show."
He reached for the mic, clearing his throat before he spoke to the contestants proper.
"Please be reminded that suicide by laser or any other means is, as tempting an option, not recommended."
"They are simply bored," Thirteen cocked his head to one side, "let me in. I will-"
"No," Seventeen cut in sharply, "you will stay here."
"Why?" He shot back, miffed at the harsh response, "what else then?"
"Something to keep their attention. A game."
"Bumper carts."
"No."
"Sudoku?"
"Ridiculous."
"Candy C****"
"Mention that name once more and I will have you skinned on a rack."
"Well what is it that you want?" Thirteen demanded.
There was no response, but he could see the slightest furrow of a brow in his companion's expression. His fingers tapped at the keyboard, increasing in speed and force as they crashed against the plastic.
"What is it?" He repeated.
"It's not working."
A long pause.
"What?"
"It is not listening to my commands," Seventeen repeated tersely, "a glitch or so-"
He froze in realisation when his eyes came in contact with the monitor.
"The feed is not responding."
Thirteen blinked. First at Seveteen, and then back at the monitors, still innocuously displaying the tasteful image of fried bat.
"Cut the link. I need this fixed."
Thirteen did so silently, but he could tell in Seventeen's tone that, as monotone as it was, there was the slightest hint of worry. Worry that he had never allowed himself to show at all.
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"Nothing is true. Everything is immaterial."
A whisper of a young female, echoing in the minds of all. The plains changed. The grass shifted to a deathly brown, rotting into the earth before the eyes of those standing upon it.
"Falsities in impermanence."
Darkness. The sun had set, but there was not the twinkle of moon or stars to bring light.
"Understanding in disorder."
The darkness lifted, replaced by a pale eerie light that seemed to come from nowhere. The four were in a cave, flickering crystals embedded in the rough rock that surrounded them.
"The mind that binds is unneeded."
The rock shifted, and expanded to four thin paths that winded out of view.
The voice changed, now almost snarling.
Suffer.
And finally, in the briefest of moments, the silhouette of a short figure could be seen in the dim light.