Well it depends. If his dick is clean then your why not. LICKING the KILLER is okay.

Would you rather KILL the LICKER or LICK the KILLER?

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kill licker
would you rather fall off the grand canyon without a parachute or anything that slows you down, or fight 50 clones of your mom to the death?

50 clones of my mom assuming I'm holding a minigun.

Would you rather Would you rather Suck a dirty dick or Lick a dirty asshole x10

50 clones, due to that they're clones and not my actual mother.

Would you rather be stuck with the worst place on earth with friends or would you rather be stuck in the best place with no one with you?

Best place like amusment park, bad place being a russian prison for example.

Forever alone is best.

Who who win: Jackie Chan holding a Baby or Jackie Chan Wanting No Trouble?

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the latter.
who will win: a guy with a minivan, or a guy with a sniper rifle?

Depends on where the guy with the sniper rifle is

The guy in the minivan.

Would you rather play Dota or LoL?

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The guy in the minivan.

Would you rather play Dota or LoL?

Neither. Games like those suck.

Again since no one answered becoz someone posted the same answer as mine 1 min ahead of me...

Suck a dirty dick or lick a dirty asshoe.

Go to school naked and act like a boss

Would you rather leave your home or leave from school, college or work.

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Go to school naked and act like a boss

Would you rather leave your home or leave from school, college or work.

Leave home.
Would you rather lose your ability to talk , write and read or lose the ability to understand what others are saying(like they are speaking a foreign language).

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Leave home.
Would you rather lose your ability to talk , write and read or lose the ability to understand what others are saying(like they are speaking a foreign language).

Lose the ability to talk considering if you can't write or read or understand what others are saying there's no point in talking...

Also anime has proven people who can't talk are badass.

Be a badass anime guy who dies or a cute weak anime girl who doesn't die.

Warning cute weak anime girl is scarred of like everything...

If you're a cute anime girl you're gonna get tentacle raped. So I'd rather be a badass that dies.

Chew broken glass or get a job as a gay male prostitute?

Chew Broken glass, a relatively tiny amount of glass though.

Would you rather encounter a full body burn and survive, or live with immortal insatiable Pirahnas acting as your hands and feet?

The first.

Would you rather kill every single person you ever loved in the most inhumane way possible, in order to save the earth?

Or be forced to kill several innocent minors every week in order to stop said loved ones from being killed.

Ouch...

It depends. If the minors die, does the world end?

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The first.

Would you rather kill every single person you ever loved in the most inhumane way possible, in order to save the earth?

Or be forced to kill several innocent minors every week in order to stop said loved ones from being killed.

Kill every person I loved. Since I have no love anymore after I've been fucked and betrayed by every single friend I've had.

Would you rather take a shit and eat it for the rest of your life and it was different types so it wouldn't be able to get used too. PLUS your immortal so it's even worse

OR Get attacked by everyone in the world with 1 kick from 300,000,000 (The millions constantley switch out) everyday. Plus your immortal