I was supposed to make this thread on the night I finally regained my home internet but I got distracted.

We all know nearly everyone likes Hewitt though for different reasons. I've narrowed it down to a handful of possible choices.

"What if I don't like Hewitt?"
Then deal with it, the options presented are for Hewitt likers (and/or lickers). If you want, I'll wait for Hewitt to make a thread about Nish, because Everyone Loves Nish™.

(I just hope these poll options work)

EDIT: I have no idea the thread displays BEFORE I finalize the polls. That's upsetting.

I like how Hewitt pretends he doesn't like it, and when you look him in the eye, you know he does.

wondering what that means

I like how he isn't afraid to dish out the hard core truth and isn't afraid to say what he thinks.

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wondering what that means

Thanks for the noodz, Charry

I like how he didn't quit this game called The Monolith.

Definitely that wit.
Hewwit

Everything I do is for his attention and approval.

I like his homosexual vibe

what the fuck is a Hewitt ?? @_@

I like his "oh i wasnt a mod whatchu talkin about" meem

My turn, let me tell you about the main reason I admire Hewitt.

There's something really special about this guy, y'know? He's a star member unlike Terkoiz (who's a rockstar of his craft). He runs all these games, writes all these stories, makes all these jokes and, during his modship, never hesitated to uphold the law. In all my internet years across various forums, I haven't seen anyone like him...maybe Helepolis from that touhou forum but that person's an admin. And the place was too cluttered for me to focus on his action...or I was too distracted with forum games there. Hewitt? He was just a writer when he came by, and during his time spent here, he rose up and made an empire of himself. Or rather, a corporation.
Rokon, if you're reading this, try not to laugh. This one's sincere.

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what the fuck is a Hewitt ?? @_@

And then this guy comes along.

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what the fuck is a Hewitt ?? @_@

Your new step dad




Edit: Wow, I thought we were sarcastically sucking hewit's dick here, but guardian really seems to be choking on it

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Wow, I thought we were sarcastically sucking hewit's dick here, but guardian really seems to be choking on it

Pretty much yeah.
But do whatever makes you happy Guardian. I won't judge.

Fellas. We need a refractory period for for Hewitt to recover. Hewitt's dick has been coated in multiple layers of saliva. At the very least allow the well varnished surface to dry unless you want to know what the last 7 guys had for breakfast. And now for some dick jokes. Ahem. Hewitt's penis is so well sucked, it has become a flavor for Starburst.

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I like his "oh i wasnt a mod whatchu talkin about" meem

I'm not bragging, but I'm actually responsible for a whole lot of other SP Memes that seemed to be taken for granted. The trick is not acknowledging that you came up with it.

For example, the "x for mod " meme was first uttered by me.