MOD PLEASE STICKY THIS IMPORTANT THREAD

This is a very important guide on how to defend yourself from ninjas. You may never know when a ninja will attack, it could be tomorrow, it could be in a week, there could even be a ninja watching you right now. The only way you can properly defend yourself from a ninja is if you are either a ninja yourself or if you are a pirate. There are two more ways, but I doubt you are Chuck Norris.

So without further ado, here is the complete guide on how to defend yourself against ninjas.

Step 1.

Soak yourself with flammable liquid.

This is an important step, although it may be unnecessary, depending on how successful you are with the next step.

Step 2.

Light yourself on fire




There you go! You have just defended yourself from ninjas.

Yeah, I want a sticky thread too.




Stop it. That's unnecessery.

Just shoot the mother ****ers.

very very important guide.. (to kill yourself... :p )

*dislike*

This should come in useful for when I become a Pirate.

This guy's rhg must be a genius

http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2012/03/26/medical-marijuana-deliveryman-robbed-by-baton-wielding-ninjas-in-west-covina/

Fuckin' ninjas...

Um you can't just shoot them their are three reasons ,
1.If you actually knew any martial arts you would grab something throw it in there face then quickly disarm them.(You have to be fast about it though)

2.Unless your in japan or china it aint gonna happen.

3.By the time you shot one the others are sticking a sword in through you stomach

i prefer to die with ninjas attacking me rather than burning myself to ash. LOL.

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