Welcome, participants, to the SP's first annual musical chair competition! I'm killed... I mean thrilled, to present the very first game that presents real stakes to the table, guaranteeing at least 50% more bloodcurdling rage upon losing!

The game is simple. Provided how many players join us here today, chairs will be brought in for everybody except one, meaning that not everyone can sit down. Now, the lovely and generous Azure Kite is with us today with a high-powered sniper rifle, and he's been instructed to shoot anyone not sitting down by the end of each round. This means that losing will result in a day ban.


How the game is played:

At the beginning of each round, chairs equal to the number of players minus 1 are placed on an area, and then a timer is started. From this point on the participants have 24 hours to try and guarantee a place for them to sit by the end of the round in order to avoid Azure's high-powered rifle.


The chairs will be displayed on a picture, numbered from 1 to whatever depending on who joins. They're numbered because you'll be choosing which chair in particular to sit on, which will be done by typing #take chair (1-6).

Once you're safely down upon your chair, you're safe until the next round. This means it's psuedo first come first serve. Unless... someone uses an ability to remove you. There will be ways to defend against that too, and that will be shown below.

This isn't just a game of "the person with the most convenient time zone wins." Everyone begins the game with two abilities to help them. They'll be there for the whole game but can only be used once, so use them in moments of dire need. They'll be very handy when the time comes. They are:
Superglue: Use this on your chair, and no one will be pushing you off of it.

BODYSLAM: Knock that fucker off of his chair! Take it for yourself! Best used at the end of a round.
Use 'em simply by saying that you want to.


Important things to know!
-You can PM other players to forge alliances and plot stuff, but all your actions will be done via the thread. Your abilities and which chair you're sitting on is all posted here.

-Your abilities can only be used once.

-I'm just going to clarify this. Losing will result in a day ban. No bitching if this happens to you, and I'm pretty sure the multi-accounting rule still goes.

-Any alliances and/or betrayals are all part of the game. Don't take it personally.


That's about it. Join only if you want to enjoy a very intense, very silly forum game where you'll most likely be banned for a day in the process!

Players: (10 max, but fewer players is fine)
-Miracle
-Ashlander
-Zero
-Jutsu
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Sign me up, chief

In this shit! I'll pester Nish, and see if he'll return from his hiatus in your mother's vag to play.

*Raises hand*

Sounds fun.

Count me in, I'll bow out of hewitts game.

I can hear the money rolling in already. You're all signed up for life insurance, right?

I mean......... you're in!

Edit: Looks like this is everyone that's gonna join. Musical Chairs will start up tomorrow, and we can have a fun little session of getting each other banned for a day!

Would you folks prefer to have a round a day, or a round every 2 days?

A day.

It's not that complex that it requres 2 days and although the 2 days would give compensation for, say, a worst case scenario (e.g. something urgent happened), it really isn't that big of a deal. With only 4 players though, this is going to be messy.

I'm locked and loaded and ready to fire at command.

Can't wait for Jutsu to get banned first :^)

Looks like now's a good a time as any.


Welcome, competitors, to the most brutal game of musical chairs ever! I'm your host Devour, and over there 800 meters away is my rather charming assistant, Azure Kite!

*the crowd goes wild*

Step right up to your spots, and let us begin!



The timer starts now. Remember: Say #take chair (1-4) to confirm your spot.

Simply say you want to use an ability on a chair and it will happen just like that.

Happy hunting!

Survivors:
-Miracle
1x BODYSLAM 1x Super glue
-Ashlander
1x BODYSLAM 1x Super glue
-Zero
1x BODYSLAM 1x Super glue
-Jutsu
1x BODYSLAM 1x Super glue
-Havik772
1x BODYSLAM 1x Super glue

​Lets get this started.

#take chair 3

Eh, count me in.
Expect me to have like a 5 day ban.

Man you didn't even read the thread. We're started already, though I am kinda tempted to let you in since no one's posted yet except for Ashlander, so it doesn't mess up the game at all.

Fuck it. Good luck soldier.
I'm gonna update the Round 1 post to include you.

Lets do this

#Take Chair 2