Asdf the Pretty Cool Guy

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Mar 2, 2015 12:43 AM #1318479
Asdf
A Pretty Cool Guy

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Abilities
Asdf is known for being impossibly intelligent, having tested six billion times, each result showing that he has an IQ of 711, which is also why he owns all of the 7-Elevens in his home dimension. He also has some pretty cool ice powers and can do whatever he wants with them, like making weapons from ice or shielding his body in it to increase the damage of an attack or protect himself. He is also somewhat-skilled in unarmed combat and can travel through time and space.

Weaknesses
Asdf isn't the best at unarmed combat and there are some notable flaws in his fighting style, making him easily beatable by anyone with a higher skill. His pretty cool ice powers aren't very cool at all in high temperatures, but he can change the temperature of the area to solve this issue, though it drains most of his energy. He could also use his space-time traveling powers to go to an area that's colder, but during combat he may not be able to focus very well and end up falling from the sky or standing inside an active volcano.

Story
Asdf wasn't always a pretty cool guy. He used to be a normal black stickfigure who worked as a linguistics professor at Stick University of Science and Magic and Crap. One day, the University forced him to use his vacation days, leaving him with nothing better to do with his life.

Asdf used this free-time to study at Stick University of Other Science and Magic and Crap, where he learned everything about biology, astrology, psychology, ologyology and a lot of other things. This caused him to become an exceptionally intelligent guy, but he didn't become impossibly intelligent until he later returned to Stick University of Science and Magic and Crap, and started teaching all of the classes there himself.

The other professors at the University was furious at him for stealing their jobs, so they conspired to get rid of him. One night they launched a nuclear missile at his house while he slept, but this didn't kill him. Asdf would spend the next three weeks in a deep sleep, replaying the entire Fallout series in his dreams until he woke up and realized that apparently it wasn't a dream but actually happened. Also it turned out that the radioactivity from the giant irradiated crater that was his house caused some sort of mutation in him that raised him to become impossibly intelligent and turn from a black stickfigure to a white stickfigure with a black outline.

Asdf thought to himself, Hey, now I look like a pretty cool guy, put on a random pair of shades and walked off into the night seeking vengeance against the the professors that tried to kill him. To do this, he used his advanced knowledge of biology to give himself some pretty cool ice powers.

After killing all of the other professors, he had Stick University of Science and Magic and Crap mostly to himself, so he began research there and solved all of the mysteries of the universe, becoming the galaxy's most-celebrated scientist. With nothing else to do after this, Asdf now travels from dimension to dimension searching for a being who's powerful enough to defeat him.

Asdf's demo can be seen here.

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Miketastic
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Mar 2, 2015 5:29 PM #1318800
Neeeerrrrrrrrddd!!! ;P
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Mar 2, 2015 9:12 PM #1318884
I love how in the demo he just gives up on attacking and just lays on the last guy while frozen. I like your RHG.