Bad Friends

Started by: flashfree-k | Replies: 26 | Views: 2,094

Cook

Posts: 5,155
Joined: Nov 2009
Rep: 10

View Profile
Mar 4, 2015 6:46 PM #1320297
Are you fuck buddies or something? He's literally so possessive over you that I think he's gay, and you must be gay too if you let him dominate you like that.

How is this even a debate?

Just stop fucking talking to him. Like, it's weird that you need friend advice. Just ignore the faggot and do some other shit.

you're friends, not boyfriends. If he's pissing you off and cornering you, just tell him "fuck you faggot, I'm off to do some fun shit" and ditch his clingy ass. You're not constrained to talk to him.

Like, the only reason you're all "bbbb-but he's a nice guy!!!" Is if you're dicking each other.
Hewitt

Posts: 14,256
Joined: Jul 2012
Rep: 10

View Profile
Mar 5, 2015 7:12 AM #1320678
Quote from flashfree-k
Why do you use to think I was Korean


Back when you were making spammy threads on General Help, I did an IP Search on you and saw Korea. Proxy perhaps?

Quote from Captain Cook
Are you fuck buddies or something? He's literally so possessive over you that I think he's gay, and you must be gay too if you let him dominate you like that.


50 Shades of Grey was what I was literally thinking about when I read the conversations
Cook

Posts: 5,155
Joined: Nov 2009
Rep: 10

View Profile
Mar 5, 2015 8:29 AM #1320727
He's a faggot being being actually homosexual as fuck and getting all jealous and you're an even bigger faggot for letting another man ride your ass like that.

Grow some balls and either fuck the dude or leave.
EarthquakeAnims

Posts: 894
Joined: Jun 2014
Rep: 10

View Profile
Mar 5, 2015 12:11 PM #1320793
Quote from Drone
Is this about fucking Alien, lmfao

xD ikr
Quote from flashfree-k
Why do you use to think I was Korean


Because you dont rage like me and the rest of our kind maybe

Anyways, lol I know exactly who you're talking about, its that little squeaker faggot that we used to play minecraft with alex with right? I'm suprised you still talk to that guy. If I were you when I see him again irl I'd look him straight in his short huge-eyed faggety ass squeaking face and laugh at him then walk the other way. Ignore that mofo.
Hewitt

Posts: 14,256
Joined: Jul 2012
Rep: 10

View Profile
Mar 6, 2015 3:00 AM #1321134
I can't wait for part 2 of this saga where flashfree-k posts convos about his submission and subversion to his "bad" friend's dominion and they enter in some sadomasochistic rodeo where the bad friend purposely sets up tasks for flash to fail and flash, instead of having an inside voice of rebellion like in Act 1, actually goes along with it, wholeheartedly admits he loves being controlled, and calls his bad friend Master.

Tell me you didn't just have an unexpected boner reading that^
Cook

Posts: 5,155
Joined: Nov 2009
Rep: 10

View Profile
Mar 6, 2015 4:33 AM #1321193
Quote from EarthquakeAnims
If I were you when I see him again irl I'd look him straight in his short huge-eyed faggety ass squeaking face and laugh at him then walk the other way. Ignore that mofo.


Holy shit you are trying way too hard goddamn
sss
2

Posts: 4,744
Joined: Jan 2007
Rep: 10

View Profile
Mar 6, 2015 9:41 AM #1321371
Quote from EarthquakeAnims

If I were you when I see him again irl I'd look him straight in his short huge-eyed faggety ass squeaking face and laugh at him then walk the other way. Ignore that mofo.


That's more beta than you think
Hewitt

Posts: 14,256
Joined: Jul 2012
Rep: 10

View Profile
Mar 6, 2015 9:44 AM #1321372
The bad friend here and the annoying kid in the other thread should meet up

EDIT: Never mind. I set up this dream match RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW!
EarthquakeAnims

Posts: 894
Joined: Jun 2014
Rep: 10

View Profile
Mar 6, 2015 1:28 PM #1321415
Quote from sss
That's more beta than you think


I aint goin back to jail
sss
2

Posts: 4,744
Joined: Jan 2007
Rep: 10

View Profile
Mar 6, 2015 1:55 PM #1321427
Quote from EarthquakeAnims
I aint goin back to jail


Did jail turn you into such a faggot or were you like this before that?
Cook

Posts: 5,155
Joined: Nov 2009
Rep: 10

View Profile
Mar 6, 2015 7:26 PM #1321592
It's almost chemical how to tell who a massive faggot in a group is.

Inject a known, controlled substance (a known faggot) into a mixture, and the substance that reacts violently is the solute of similar composition (another faggot), because the solvent would have reached and exceeded it's equilibrium point, and this supersaturation of the known substance (the faggot) results in an overflow and crystallization of the substance (the faggot manifest)

TL;DR
Earthquake is a faggot of similar or greater concentration.

Autism might be in play, but it is only safe to assume that EA is underage b8, and his faggot levels are normally high at his age. Time and life experience will eventually mediate his faggotry.
Hewitt

Posts: 14,256
Joined: Jul 2012
Rep: 10

View Profile
Mar 6, 2015 10:43 PM #1321690
Damnit, I should've included EA in the dream match