IN THE RED CORNER

- Schizophrenic poisonous friend with a short fuse.
- Likes to blame everything on everyone, but avoids any blame on himself.
- Pretentious, likes to assume he knows how his friend's mind works
- Controlling, manipulative, and an asshole who's desperate for attention
- Master of the word "Fuck you" and very Computer Literate

IN THE BLUE CORNER

- Clingy, annoying, stuck-up kid, who can't get a clue.
- He thinks he's your FRIEND and will give the illusion that you are.
- Hides behind a facade of whining, baby tears, and immaturity
- Controlling, manipulative, and a whiny bitch who's desparate for attention.
- Not a Master of Listening Comprehension and very Playground Literate


Assumptions:
- The battle will last for 1 week.
- The stage is the Park by which Person McPerson meets the latter. That's where they will meet IRL. But every night the 2 will meet in Skype where flashfree-k's friend hangs out often.
- The Frenemy is a Skype-noob, but the Bad Friend hates Parks/Playgrounds.
- The 2 met 3 days ago. They have been acquaintances during this time but haven't been showing their evil sides until this moment.
- This fight is to the death. That is, WHO WILL BE THE FIRST TO KILL HIMSELF AFTER NOT BEING ABLE TO STAND THE OTHER GUY.
- I realize that the Bad Friend is older, but please, remove physical intimidation from your assumptions. Just imagine they are both against violence. Because if they weren't, flashfree-k and McPerson would've beaten the shit out of them already. Plus, this is a mental battle. A capacity to tolerate pain beyond that which we can feel it.

Who's it going to be? The jackass Bad Friend or the pansy-ass Frenemy.

Discuss.

These two is gonna fight with metal... Nah, they're just gonna fight with shitty Djent. I'm so angry!! Argh! I'm gonna play a note so low that you crap your pants!! XD

Edit: Excuse me with my unobvious metal joke... So, bad friend or frenemy? idk. I think I should make a stick figure fighting animation based on this. With metal song.

My vote goes to The Frenemy!

Kick his ass!

My vote goes to the Bad Friend. His expertise in chatroom animosity will hurt the Frenemy's feelings. Also, I assume that B.F.'s older than the Frenemy so he can simply bully him should they meet.


And The Frenemy's probably too young to learn about the Block Contact function in skype, which is a darn shame since The Frenemy has the same ring to it as The French.

I added an extra bullet pt on that last one. Basically, physical intimidation is not part of this match

What if Frenemy is overjoyed to have found someone clingy enough to give him the attention he needs, and Bad Friend loves that he found someone beta enough to let him walk all over them?

I propose an option where they become a couple.

Goddamit Devour what is with you and homo endings

In the red corner is me IRL

In the blue corner is my annoying friend IRL...

Edit: Nvm Just relised the red corner and blue corner text takes you to pages.

That's nothing like me or my annoying friend irl

Quote from Hewitt

Goddamit Devour what is with you and homo endings

If you're asking me to figure out a way to be funny that doesn't involve making homo jokes...... I can't help you there :(

I'm just playing straight man to your funny act. It's a meta-reference you see.

Or did you not notice my jab at 50 Shades in the other thread

where's the option to kill them both

Frenemy wins c:

Quote from Captain Cook

where's the option to kill them both

Now now. We need both of these faggots to preserve the playground ecosystem

Quote from XxScatterxX

Edit: Nvm Just relised the red corner and blue corner text takes you to pages.

That's nothing like me or my annoying friend irl

There, that wasn't so bad was it? Patience and virtue of me already leaving all the vital information on the OP. I'm so glad you're not a lazy faggot who couldn't find it himself

I don't know... I keep ending up with the conclusion that they'll make a good couple :3

So their both gay in this case... >_>