Azure Kite is an antivirus program so he's a bot too-

Wait, y-you saw nothing nothing is off here we're not bots made to help jeff dominate the world i swear on my RAM

Makes sense for an antivirus to be re-purposed as a "moderating tool". Of course, we know that's front. The Azure Kite is a program that sits back quietly and silences Jeff's opposition from the shadows. Spread the word of these vile things quickly before it's too late. Matter of fact Azure himself was the one who shut down the time someone inquired about the [REDACTED].

It's about time we expose the [REDACTED].


Azure: You speak too much, Naimad. You speak too much.

No wonder the mod position is so easy than. I never thought that we were already into the future of being controlled by robots.

Stern message; You are lucky Azure-Tron spared you, meatbag. Let this be a -bzzt- lesson to you next time.

Sassy exit; Time to exit the premises of this popsticle stand

Popsicle, Devour. I don't know why, but that t just got under my skin more than it should've.

Quote from Azure Kite

Popsicle, Devour. I don't know why, but that t just got under my skin more than it should've.

Whell, I suposse that you defiantly need a posticle than. That wood calm you're nerves mabye?

Quote from Azure Kite

Popsicle, Devour. I don't know why, but that t just got under my skin more than it should've.

You mean under your exoskeleton, you deceitful abomination? Where's an Ip Man when you need him? It is time for the old StickPage Portal Resistance to return.

Quote from Devour

Whell, I suposse that you defiantly need a posticle than. That wood calm you're nerves mabye?

May my inner screams torment your dreams of electric sheep. Your coding will weep this day, I assure you of that!

Quote from Azure Kite

May my inner screams torment your dreams of electric sheep. Your coding will weep this day, I assure you of that!

Programs dream?

Obviously Philip K Dick references aren't for everyone.

Quote from Azure Kite

Or it's just my lack of presence again, which would make my signature even more depressing.

if I had a nickel for every time you mention how nobody gives you attention, I'll have enough money to make Warren Buffett feel homeless.

Probably enough money to heat all of Russia.

Possibly enough money to send the entire human race to Mars.

Maybe have enough money to burn the oil supply of the entire world.

Not enough to satisfy your mom's hunger, though.

[ ] Not rekt. [X] rekt.

Smile, don't you mean motherboard? The attention seeking is just a bug in Azure's system.

Mom is short for M.O.T.H.E.R.

Maker
Of
The
Highly
Evil
Robot

The coder wasn't good with acronyms.

Does he look like someone who is good with acronyms?