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Why so serious?
Hahahahehhehahahhehahhahahaheiehahahahahahah
Do I look like someone who has a plan?
Now, we have a short test in human physcology!
I took Gotham's white knight, and lowered him to our level. It wasn't hard. Y'see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little...push
Hello commisioner
No, I killed the bus driver
This is what happens when the unstoppable force meets the unmoveable object
Your... Beautiful
You look nervous. Is it the scars? You want to know how I got them? Come here. Hey, look at me. So I had a wife, beautiful; like you. Who tells me, I worry too much. Who tells me, I ought to smile more. Who gambles, and gets in deep with sharks. One day they carve her face. We have no money for surgeries. She can't take it! I just want to see her smile again. I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So I stick a razor in my mouth and do this... to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling!
Your a freak, a freak like me, Hahahahahahahhahahahaha
Do you want to know how I got these scars?
I believe what ever doesn't kill you, makes you ... stranger
You know, you remind me of my father ... I hate my father!
I thought my jokes were bad ...
So in a way, I know your friends better then you do, do you want to know which ones are cowards?
We should really stop fightin', we'll miss the fireworks
I'm a man of simple taste, I like dynamite, gasoline and gunpowder, do you know what they all have in common? They're cheap!
When the chips are down, these civilised people they'll uhhh eat each other.
Why don't we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches? Hmm? Then we'll see, how loyal, a hungry dog really is. It's not about the money... it's about... sending a message. Everything burns
This town deserves a better class of criminal... and I'm gonna give it to them. Tell your men they work for me now. This is *my* city.
You truly are incorruptible aren't you? You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness, and I won't kill you, because you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.
You didn't think I'd risk losing the battle for Gotham's soul in a fistfight with you, did you?
How about a magic trick?
Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was....a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. Turns to me and he says "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the knife,"Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth. "Lets put a smile on that face!" And..... Why so serious?
Let's turn the clocks back. A year ago, these cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened? Did your - did your balls drop off? Hmm?