i can

- safely stick therapuetic needles into people
- play the mario theme song on my cheeks
- dislocate my left thumb in four different directions in quick succession, so it clicks and rotates between positions

i can also crack my neck, fingers (20 times), wrists, back/spine, ankle, knee caps, feet fingers and my ear lobe (it makes a cracking sound so im not so sure.) without feeling pain.

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i can also crack my neck, fingers (20 times), wrists, back/spine, ankle, knee caps, feet fingers and my ear lobe (it makes a cracking sound so im not so sure.) without feeling pain.

that's not a skill i can crack pretty much any joint in my body

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Uncannily wake up at, or around 6:30AM. Somehow, very consistently unless I sleep very late. I can also make hooting bird noises by clasping my hands together and blowing.

I remembered some guy back at High School who did this in the middle of a laboratory presentation. Unfortunately for the teacher, there was a bunch of trees just outside the lab window and she kept looking out the window to find the bird.

Woo, the teacher was going nuts.

the teacher is searching for a bird
bird is a fowl
cock is a fowl

the teacher was going into the cock nuts

Destroying toilet paper with my dick laser.

Aka peeing on it to you 'normal' people.

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I can shoot a .50 caliber round out of a shotgun.
But I think that's less a talent and more dangerous.

Maybe it's because I'm British and therefore know nothing about guns, but it seems pretty easy to discharge a shotgun. Don't you just have to squeeze a little lever?


Anyway, back when games had 5-10 minute loading screens I learned to juggle to pass the time. Got pretty good.

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Being able to endure ^this and still have fate in humanity.

I can crack my thumb knuckles without the help of other fingers.

I can do that too : 3
I don't really know any skills I have... ._.
*sigh* My life is so boring ;-;

touch my nose tip with my upper lip
so I don't give a fuck to my mum

Yeah... maybe that is the most weirdest one... me neither get a life sigh*

I can bend my fingertips backwards unnaturally far. My friends think it's really weird but I've always believed that everyone can do it until they pointed it out to me.

putting my ears into my ears :D

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putting my ears into my ears :D

Yeah.. I don't believe that.

probably rhythm games

skip to 4:00 for this one:

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Yeah.. I don't believe that.

Why not? It's clear he has plenty of space between them. He could just push them together.

I'm like a savant, I can tell an old song based on the first two notes played, the year and the band. And usually some stupid fact regarding the band. And even then it's limited to songs from the late 50s to early 70s