I learned to draw well and make Emojis like fat men with many chins
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Wooooah tbh it doesn't bother me anymore but it changed a lot of family dynamics and it was definitely eye-opening. I feel a lot less naiive. AND DREW IS NOT APPLES, FUCK NOOOO Apples/Ben and I only dated for a handful of terrible months.

Oh my bad. I had no idea who Drew was. Is Drew a female?

I wishhhhh. Naw, big white dude.

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DREW

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Dating Drew has been a positive, life altering change though. He helps me with a lot.

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He helps me with a lot.

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bro how could you reinvent youself into a bigger fuckin retard

Oh. Hearing Drew reminds me of Drew Barrymore so I forget the Andrew lot.

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bro how could you reinvent youself into a bigger fuckin retard

How the fuck was I supposed to remember that one word I read a day ago while sleep deprived?

like how many Drews do you know that are female in real life

I wouldn't even have to know Drew was a guy because I don't have Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, brud

I don't know any male Drews, we don't use those nicknames down here ffs calm down

bRO donT TELL ME TO CALM DOWN

no but really use your noggin more often.

Alright story time

So when I was stationed in Cali, there was a guy in my unit, let's call him R, who was jacked as fuck. Dude was horribly ripped.

I asked him why he lifted to much, and his response still haunts me.

He said he had a dream where his mother was hanging off a ledge, and he ran to rescue her. He grabbed her by the arm, but when he tried to pull her up he couldn't. All he could do is look at her in the eyes while his arms slowly began to weaken, and his arms gave out and he let her go, and watched her fall all the way to her death. That morning he went to the gym and hasn't missed a day since.

His reason?

"I never want to be too weak to protect the ones I love"

That shit changed my life. I lift weights not only to be healthy, but also so that when I want to protect what I love, I'm strong enough to.

Thats a completely ridiculous reason to get fit. A much more realistic response would have been to work on improving your intelligence and judgement so that you wouldn't be in situations like having your mother hanging off a ledge.

You have to be fit if you wanna bang jeff every night

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bRO donT TELL ME TO CALM DOWN

no but really use your noggin more often.

Alright story time

So when I was stationed in Cali, there was a guy in my unit, let's call him R, who was jacked as fuck. Dude was horribly ripped.

I asked him why he lifted to much, and his response still haunts me.

He said he had a dream where his mother was hanging off a ledge, and he ran to rescue her. He grabbed her by the arm, but when he tried to pull her up he couldn't. All he could do is look at her in the eyes while his arms slowly began to weaken, and his arms gave out and he let her go, and watched her fall all the way to her death. That morning he went to the gym and hasn't missed a day since.

His reason?

"I never want to be too weak to protect the ones I love"

That shit changed my life. I lift weights not only to be healthy, but also so that when I want to protect what I love, I'm strong enough to.

That is some anime shit right there,
mabe the true weeab was you all along cook

Sounds like he was just fucking with you. He really just goes there to watch all the ass. Same reason my uncle took a sewing class in high school.