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SP Time Capsule 2015 (To be opened in 2020)

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Mar 22, 2015 11:15 PM #1331582
To 2020 you...me...you know..i know what i mean...whatever! Fokin time travels...

Soo...If you are still around here, that's pretty cool, i hope that after those 5 years you finally did something creative, and learned how to draw. Found, what you want to do with your life, and i hope that you didn't became an asshole... If you did, then screw you >:c

Anyway...by this time you should have graduate...(you better did...) and went to college...don't fok it up, you have just one opportunity to make your life worth something...

Now, think about your life...if you are satisfied, great, keep going...if not...well do something with it, its your life now m8... Good Luck!

Most likely you are still a dumbass...yeah...sorry for that, im pretty sure that some things can't change...
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Mar 22, 2015 11:22 PM #1331589
Hey future Quin just remember..... leo4life owes you 5 dollars, your not a dirt wiebo, and we dont love these hoes.
Hopefully your a dope animator like Sareth senpai or better. Keep it Kawaii nigguh

P.S Dont be a faggot
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Mar 22, 2015 11:25 PM #1331591
So... 2020 me I hope you still around here...
Dont be lazy!
Be sure to have a lot of money.
I hope you are better than me.
Always help your friends but never give them money...ok?
And always get time to animate!.
Thats all... be or stay awesome!
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Mar 22, 2015 11:55 PM #1331612
So your 20 years old now huh, time sure flies when you don't notice it.

I'm hoping that you'll be in college studying business and economics, so my only advice for you is for you to do your best with working with others. You've grown up with no friends and only relying on you and your family, but you have to at least try your best with getting to know other people. Maybe find a friend you can spend time with and game with, who knows, college is a big and new place. I know when you probably look back, you might feel disappointed with some decisions I have made and I will admit, I haven't always done the best thing for me or the people around me. Now I'm hoping by this time, you'll have changed, that you have started to really take everything in life seriously, so you don't make the same mistakes that I have. Sure I might pass highschool and find a decent college, but its up to you to make the rest of the way.

As you probably remember, here in highschool, I don't really have the time to have fun with writing and such. So I'm putting it up to you, to not lose those small hobbies that makes you and me who we are. Try to make time, but if it truly isn't possible all the time, at least try to do something. A short descriptive paragraph is good enough, but you must remember to keep our dream for the future alive, so you'll need the knowledge from school and your own work to achieve it.

Life will give you a hard time and shove you down, but just get up again and continue forward. Never give up my friend, don't make the same childish and foolish mistakes I have.

-Devi, 23/03/15
Beijing, China.
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Mar 23, 2015 12:49 AM #1331682
Ah, this shall be fun...

Greetings, future self. Do you remember where you were 5 years ago, on March 22, 2015? You were sitting at your computer, playing Skyrim and musing over what responsibilities await you now that you just turned 18 2 days ago. You were trudging through the college application process, playing your part as you waited for all the pieces to fall into place so you could just swoop in, give it your A-game, and watch the chips go down again. Your work ethic was puffing up, and you were bracing yourself to welcome the mindset of a taxpaying adult. You were doing well. My only hopes are that you're still here, kicking ass and taking names, moving up in this world with your BSN and smashing into medical school. You've got a big, BIG future ahead of you, likely even more magnificent in scope than I know now thanks to all the data you've accumulated on the nature of your goals. It may not be as whimsical, perhaps- trends have shown that I've been getting more and more jaded as fantasies were shot down by basic science, or otherwise moved back to the far future- but you most certainly will appreciate it more than I do now after you come to visualize, intricately understand, and emotionally bond to what your future entails. Just stay alive, stay on top, and stay your course towards the final prize. Unimaginable glories shall be yours in due time...
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Mar 23, 2015 1:13 AM #1331713
Hello 26 year old self.

I hope you have a better grip in life and know the priorities. Try to focus, bro.

I'm pretty sure you have some sort of work? Hopefully someplace we'd both be happy in and if not, at least a good paying one? Currently, as I'd guess you'd forget, I'm at work doing the normal shiz we do everytime we start here. Does it feel nostalgic yet? Check the date of this post and maybe you'll feel a lot more nostalgia. Hah.

College has been tough for both of us and please connect with the guys as much as possible - both HS and Collegiate levels.

Try not to stay indoors as much as you did 5 years ago. Get out of that chair and go out.

How was the third Avenger Movie? Did it deliver? TELL ME. TIME TRAVEL MUST BE POSSIBLE THEN, SEND ME A MESSAGE. I shall await it later. When you read this, send a copy of the movie my way.

-Old self, 2015. 21 years.
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Mar 23, 2015 1:22 AM #1331728
Greetings, future self.

It is preferable by now that your drug business will have generated the financial resources that you need in order to initiate Phase 2. Within the next several years you are to carry out the necessary preparations needed to begin the process total global domination. Remember to do this in total secret, as the plan relies heavily on the use of elections and global support to sabotage the world economy. It is vital that, as a backup plan, you also purchase the nuclear warheads that will be used to destroy all human life shall you fail.
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Mar 23, 2015 1:22 AM #1331729
Password: Futurebound Bottle-Message

It's been five years, a lot can change during that time. Don't forget Papa's advice, then again I am already on my 4th year. I hope you made the right choices. You might've gotten that relief you were wanting or are now working harder than ever, maybe even living alone. Papa and Tita might retire soon, I hope you had backup planars. I know we do stupid things and continue to make mistakes but that's fine, whatever little blunder you do I'll forgive you for it. This message might've been bigger but I keep forgetting some more important stuff when I actually get around to tasks.

Things I expect you to have done by now:
- Exercise more frequently
- Get rid of that gut flab
- More animations
- More writeworks
- Improve skills
- Host an event
- Win a w/RHG battle
- Get a little bit of fame, work towards the dream
- Get people to play IKEMEN with you via netplay
- Fight Jutsu and ErrorBlender in Magic, preferrably via Cockatrice
- Remember, and remain in, Stickpage


It's alright if you didn't pull it off, we're still alive, right? What matters is that we've done something. But I seriously want you to work on that arm strength.

Remember:
- It can be done
- Do not fall behind
- There is always hope
- Don't procrastinate on difficult projects
- You must keep working on what you love
- You'll grow old before flying cars and synthetic bodies
- Don't be too hard on yourself for whatever might have happened. After everything you have done, or could have done but didn't, you can still have fun.


Lastly, you need to come up with a better password for the future self. I came up with this line at the last minute and it sounds very tacky.

Edit: I recall a documentary from Discovery Channel about the cool stuff you'll have by 2020. Can you check if they're all lies?
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Mar 23, 2015 1:24 AM #1331733
Quote from Root
Greetings, future self.

It is preferable by now that your drug business will have generated the financial resources that you need in order to initiate Phase 2. Within the next several years you are to carry out the necessary preparations needed to begin the process total global domination. Remember to do this in total secret, as the plan relies heavily on the use of elections and global support to sabotage the world economy. It is vital that, as a backup plan, you also purchase the nuclear warheads that will be used to destroy all human life shall you fail.


...Jesus Christ.
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Mar 23, 2015 1:27 AM #1331740
I hope you're actually doing what you love. Please don't destroy your life just because you let other people decide for you.

Haha, whatever it is, don't die just living a normal life. At least be someone and not just somebody!

Cheers man. All the best.

~Zero, 2015

p.s: You better know how to animate fullbody by this time
p.s.s: And a Tablet. You better have one by that time
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Mar 23, 2015 1:28 AM #1331741
I got pressured into writing this, so I thought of something I could say here;
Hey, future me, stop letting yourself be pressured into things.
Honestly...
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Mar 23, 2015 1:29 AM #1331742
Quote from Cruel
...Jesus Christ.


His signature line about his head makes it oh so glorious.
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Mar 23, 2015 1:36 AM #1331743
Quote from Cruel
...Jesus Christ.


Good point, Cruel.


Dear future self,

Once total fascist power has been secured, do not forget to abolish all existing religions to replace with a single compulsory one based on the divinity and unrestricted power of yourself as a living god.
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Mar 23, 2015 1:43 AM #1331744
By 2020 you're either:
A a physiotherapist giving discounts to the people you promised 5 years ago
B a sexy nurse who has gotten over his fear of needles and dealing with people
C a cool teacher with mad puns trying to enthuse kids about Science channeling the vibe of Neil Degrasse Tyson
D a comic with at least 1 decent poster of me in a suit (Just so you know man this might be just a phase, so yeah...)
E None of the above.

In any case here is what I expect you to have done:
- You actually have a paying job you goddamn freeloader. And if you're still living with your parents at least pay for the electricity and internet. You owe them a lot so don't be a cunt to them. And if you haven't, start saving up money for their well earned vacation for carrying your arse for the last 25 years. After you've paid off that massive student debt...
- Finish painting that goddamn Warhammer army. Jesus man you've had it for at least 7 years now and you haven't even touched the Tyranids. Those over expensive paints are probably dry by now. And please do not tell me that GW increased their prices. $50 to $65 for a Tactical squad? What the fuck is that? How's your highlighting? Blending? Use those transfer sheets yet?
- If you continued doing martial arts. Hopefully at this point you have mad flow and have submitted your bjj coach at least once. And how are those high kicks working out for you? Can you slip and weave yet? 6 pack?
- The price of that Dark Magician should be at least fifty bucks. If you can handle letting go of it, that would be a $30 profit in 7 years. In other words around $4 a year. Go order yourself some steak or 12 medium fries and thank me later for that worthwhile investment.
- Since you're done with the prison that is University you are going outside more often instead of being barricaded in your room walking in circles remembering facts. Hopefully you are spending more time with your friends and family instead of being a Kermit the Hermit. And how's your game? No not your fucking video games, I mean with the ladies?
- Please don't be more of a walking stereotype and get your drivers license.

Just remember man, there's plenty of things to do in this lifetime, and there's not enough time to do everything. So if you're loving what you're doing and can still find humor in everything you do while continuing to grow (both height and skill wise), then you've done past self proud :)

P.S If time travel is possible go back to this thread and start trying to convince people that it works. They'll think you're trolling and you might get infractions, but it'll totally be worth it.

EDIT: This is also the year you experimented with Caffeine pills, discovered Japanese Jazz via Whiplash and discovered study method 3.0. You are also right now suffering a serious case of Yugioh addiction and can't stop buying cards on Ebay. Also J.A.M Strasbourg St.Denis is currently my dopest song of the year. 23/3

EDIT EDIT: Just figured out that the band isn't called J.A.M but that was the album by Soil & Pimp sessions all along!!! WHUT!?!?!? 24/3

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Mar 23, 2015 1:43 AM #1331745
You always sound so stupid reading your past's messages, so let's just play a game because that's what you do around here.

I bet that by the time this opens in 2020, approx 50% of the users here will be gone. "Users Here" is defined as every participant in this thread. Gone is defined as inactive or "Passing By" much like what Nish does. You remember Nish, right? That cantankerous bastard who always has something to say. I hope you haven't completely blocked him from your FB.

We/I will be betting FOR this, not against. If we win, you will have to stay here and be a slave to an entire new generation of stickpagians. If we lose, then you must block this site from yourself forever. No exceptions. You will be allowed one goodbye post to use as you see fit. No Lurking. No PMs. This contract is binding.

Have a nice day, and say hi to molly for me.
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