the very appropriate G rated joke thread

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Jul 28, 2008 3:37 AM #200066

Quote from Inhumane
Because if a geezer with 100 or so posts makes a thread in main, its probably going to go to shit.

Not really. You might just be used to your own threads being shot down because they suck.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7-8-9.

!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's funny!

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Jul 28, 2008 4:15 AM #200078

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Feminists can't change anything.

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Jul 28, 2008 4:40 AM #200085

now the anti-woman thread.
why couldn't Helen Keller drive?

because she was a woman

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Jul 28, 2008 4:46 AM #200088

Why can't Hilary Clinton be president?

Because she was found with a vagina in her possession.

And she's a ****ing women.

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Jul 28, 2008 4:57 AM #200092

Quote from Purply
Why can't Hilary Clinton be president?

Because she was found with a vagina in her possession.

And she's a ****ing women.

I loled.

Why did the ERA not pass?

I DUNNO TAKE WOMEN HATING HISTORY CLASS!!

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Jul 28, 2008 5:57 AM #200116

1: Wanna hear a funny joke?
2: Sure!
1: Civil Rights

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Jul 28, 2008 6:30 AM #200138

I thought the joke was women's rights

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Jul 28, 2008 7:25 AM #200168

what do you do when the dishwasher breaks

slap her and tell her to get back to work

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Jul 28, 2008 7:34 AM #200175

Knock Knock?
Who is there?
interrupting cow.
Inter...
MOOOO

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Jul 28, 2008 9:21 AM #200199

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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Jul 28, 2008 9:47 AM #200204

Quote from the Jawz
I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

Oh god I lol'd.

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Jul 28, 2008 11:12 AM #200219

i yawned at this thread

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Jul 28, 2008 5:35 PM #200369

Ask if I'm a tree.
... Are you a tree?
No.

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Jul 28, 2008 6:03 PM #200382

A guy went to go skydiving, and asked the instructor what to do if his parachute doesn't work, the instructor responded, you must pull your emergency tab, and if that fails, there is a second emergency tab(I doubt its really like that, but oh well)and if the second emergency fails, pray to Allah. So, the guy went skydiving, his parachute doesnt work, and either of his emergency tabs, so he prays to Allah. All of a sudden, a giant hand comes out of the sky and places the man gently down on the ground. The man was relieved and said, "Thank GOD!" and then "Allah" picked up the guy, and smashed him on the ground. :)

Why did the chicken cross the road... so we would stop joking about it.

[insert joke here pl0x]

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Jul 28, 2008 6:03 PM #200383

@Body
I'm trying to see the humor and that one, but I'm struggling.