Quote from Nish

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
If Crime was legal, I would watch Captain Cook talk to people this way all day.

I don't think being an asshole is a crime, just a choice in life.

Alright this might be out of hand, I'm just being mean now.

but it was a pretty good zinger

Quote from Damian

Then why say that you'll use them?

I never said I would...?
Where are you even pulling this from

I'm almost tempted to start posting about having guns and shit just to prompt another of Cook's responses.

Quote from Nish

No, my good sir. That is a blatant lie and a completely undeserved one.

Hey I vouch for him. Unlike the many tryhards here, his claim is legitimate, if misunderstood. He does keep a small collection of knives along with a couple of of swords, I don't know if the swords are actually sharp or just novelties but damn; he's not like the rest.

Quote from Damian

Then why say that you'll use them?

He didn't.

I've got a gun that I have to carry around sometimes with a cool scope on it and loads of bullets in my mags that I would use to kill everyone ever

Naimad, that's not how humor works, and that's why y'all babyniggas ain't good at it.

90% of humor is timing, and the joke came and passed, and it was funny then, and it'll be funny as long as we let it be funny. But if you make it a thing and force it it's not natural.

Anyways, moving on.

I'd like to see a smart director take on an idea like this.

@Arch do you bitches get the aimpoints or the shit 4x RCOs?

I'm not going to lie, Cook, I've got no clue what the fuck you're talking about. I'm signal, so I don't really know shit about that. I've got an M4 with an ACOG and an adjustable stock. I was supposed to have an m249B but I guess they said fuck that. It's like they knew having a fucking machine gun would go straight to my ego.

Quote from Captain Cook

Naimad, that's not how humor works, and that's why y'all babyniggas ain't good at it.

90% of humor is timing, and the joke came and passed, and it was funny then, and it'll be funny as long as we let it be funny. But if you make it a thing and force it it's not natural.

That's why I said I was tempted to, and didn't.

Quote from Arch-Angel

I'm not going to lie, Cook, I've got no clue what the fuck you're talking about. I'm signal, so I don't really know shit about that. I've got an M4 with an ACOG and an adjustable stock. I was supposed to have an m249B but I guess they said fuck that. It's like they knew having a fucking machine gun would go straight to my ego.

you're a homoboi for not taking the saw. I've been dying to get a saw because it's just cool and whatnot.

However, m4s are god's gift to humanity. they're just so light and tiny and nice and cute and sexy as fuck with a broomstick and scope.

Do you have to check out your rounds or do you just keep them in the plate carrier all the time?

What's "broomstick" refer to? Telescopic stocks?

Well I had to switch IOTV's, so I've got them in a plastic bag in my ruck. I'm safer here in derka-derka town than you guys are back in America, so it's not like I need them. I wasn't given the choice. I was assigned a saw, but when I was in Kuwait they ended up signing me over someone elses weapon because they had to go back home or some shit. I would be the only person here with one if that were the case.

Quote from Damian

What's "broomstick" refer to? Telescopic stocks?

it's the foregrip that slides onto the rails of your rifle. It's perpendicular to the barrel, and it looks like a broomstick.

Quote from Arch-Angel

Well I had to switch IOTV's, so I've got them in a plastic bag in my ruck. I'm safer here in derka-derka town than you guys are back in America, so it's not like I need them. I wasn't given the choice. I was assigned a saw, but when I was in Kuwait they ended up signing me over someone elses weapon because they had to go back home or some shit. I would be the only person here with one if that were the case.

Aren't you in sandy hook for a year?

Got about 12 weeks left here. It got cut short. You could say that I'm in sandy hook, although Sandy Hook would be more fun than this place.

Quote from Azure Kite

I don't think being an asshole is a crime, just a choice in life.

Sigh... do I have to explain everything?

Yes, Captain Cook can be an asshole whenever he wants, but this lawless scenario brings out the best in him as he ridicules the people who attempt to take advantage of the situation.