If crime was legal

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Mar 30, 2015 4:35 AM #1337710
If literally all crimes were legal on this day, I bet a million bucks that America would launch some kind of precision strike missile straight into the North Korean parliament. Israel would nuke at least a couple of the hostile nations surrounding it, and Russia would invade another section of Ukraine. God bless

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They're probably roaming out in the open anyway. Since everything is legal, I take a gun, gear up with a bunch of bullet proof crap, and start walking like there's no tomorrow. (If you don't get the joke, then the pun is intended.)


Any proven-guilty murderers are going to be busy serving a life sentence in prison. Dressed up like that, you'd probably get shot down by the cops/military in fear that you're a mass murderer :p
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Mar 30, 2015 4:36 AM #1337711
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I'd stand by Target and Gamestop

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Holy shit man, thats going too far man


Loitering is worse than murder
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Mar 30, 2015 4:38 AM #1337713
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Lock the house down for 24 hours.


People literally tried that in tha movie and whole lotta shit happened.
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Mar 30, 2015 4:41 AM #1337717
I would rape my ex, her mom and her sister.
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Mar 30, 2015 4:41 AM #1337718
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Any proven-guilty murderers are going to be busy serving a life sentence in prison. Dressed up like that, you'd probably get shot down by the cops/military in fear that you're a mass murderer :p


Wow, okay. Cops are so darude on a day where all crime is legal >.>
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Mar 30, 2015 4:44 AM #1337720
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I would rape my ex, her mom and her sister.


There we gooo, some of dat creativity.
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Mar 30, 2015 4:46 AM #1337722
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Wow, okay. Cops are so darude on a day where all crime is legal >.>


You think cops wouldn't want to break the law too on this day?
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Mar 30, 2015 4:46 AM #1337723
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I would rape my ex, her mom and her sister.


Okay what the--
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Mar 30, 2015 4:47 AM #1337724
I'd do streaking

I wanna be freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Mar 30, 2015 5:00 AM #1337733
nothing would happen

because every community would just form their own patrols and if anything, it'd be a cook-out camping night where all the men roast meat with their rifles while the women sleep and cheat on them.

And there aren't any people that would radically commit crimes that aren't committing them
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Mar 30, 2015 5:09 AM #1337741
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(I'm not actly a pdofilez plz no calz da cops)

jesus fucking christ
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Mar 30, 2015 5:10 AM #1337743
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jesus fucking christ


That reminds me. I could go around slapping people with my dick cause i can. I probably wouldn't, i probably would. I'm not sure.
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Mar 30, 2015 5:11 AM #1337744
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That reminds me. I could go around slapping people with my dick cause i can.

Don't act like you're not just as bad, if not worse.
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Mar 30, 2015 5:11 AM #1337745
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Don't act like you're not just as bad, if not worse.


You're acting like that's a bad thing. I think...
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Mar 30, 2015 5:14 AM #1337749
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#2nasty4mi


There is literally no other way to interpret this sick shit