If crime was legal
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DevourAdministrator1Posts: 9,916
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View Profile If literally all crimes were legal on this day, I bet a million bucks that America would launch some kind of precision strike missile straight into the North Korean parliament. Israel would nuke at least a couple of the hostile nations surrounding it, and Russia would invade another section of Ukraine. God bless
They're probably roaming out in the open anyway. Since everything is legal, I take a gun, gear up with a bunch of bullet proof crap, and start walking like there's no tomorrow. (If you don't get the joke, then the pun is intended.)
Any proven-guilty murderers are going to be busy serving a life sentence in prison. Dressed up like that, you'd probably get shot down by the cops/military in fear that
you're a mass murderer :p
Miracle2Posts: 1,961
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View Profile I'd stand by Target and Gamestop
:l
Holy shit man, thats going too far man
Loitering is worse than murder
Nextris20002Posts: 749
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View Profile Lock the house down for 24 hours.
People literally tried that in tha movie and whole lotta shit happened.
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View Profile I would rape my ex, her mom and her sister.
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View Profile Any proven-guilty murderers are going to be busy serving a life sentence in prison. Dressed up like that, you'd probably get shot down by the cops/military in fear that you're a mass murderer :p
Wow, okay. Cops are so darude on a day where all crime is legal >.>
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View Profile I would rape my ex, her mom and her sister.
There we gooo, some of dat creativity.
Not_Nish2Posts: 10,837
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View Profile Wow, okay. Cops are so darude on a day where all crime is legal >.>
You think cops wouldn't want to break the law too on this day?
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View Profile I would rape my ex, her mom and her sister.
Okay what the--
Squidd2Posts: 547
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View Profile I'd do streaking
I wanna be freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
CookPosts: 5,155
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View Profile nothing would happen
because every community would just form their own patrols and if anything, it'd be a cook-out camping night where all the men roast meat with their rifles while the women sleep and cheat on them.
And there aren't any people that would radically commit crimes that aren't committing them
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View Profile (I'm not actly a pdofilez plz no calz da cops)
jesus fucking christ
Lamitrov2Posts: 2,533
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View Profile jesus fucking christ
That reminds me. I could go around slapping people with my dick cause i can. I probably wouldn't, i probably would. I'm not sure.
CookPosts: 5,155
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View Profile That reminds me. I could go around slapping people with my dick cause i can.
Don't act like you're not just as bad, if not worse.
Lamitrov2Posts: 2,533
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View Profile Don't act like you're not just as bad, if not worse.
You're acting like that's a bad thing.
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There is literally no other way to interpret this sick shit