Incredibly rude post like wow

I just want to point out that it is a sign of supreme stupidity that anyone would want to go out during a purge. If you aren't afraid of what lurks out there, then you are no better than Mike. Surely our loved ones would need us more INSIDE the house, comforting them and providing some sense of safety, rather than strolling out like a faggot looking for things to do, and dangerous criminals to get raped by.

Still I want to refute a few points. I shall call this "No, my good sir."

Quote from MadMirrors

I don't think it would be hard to commit a crime I've cut myself and my friend before and I've injured some people by smashing their head into the ground I was al most arrested but it worked out.

No, my good sir. You are lying. You have perhaps cut yourself in a desperate bid for attention but you have never cut another person before. Perhaps you once slashed the inside of your rectum so that your friend's cock would get some blood on it. But you have smashed no one's head to the ground.

You create walk-cycles and tablet drawings. You are purging no one.

Quote from MadMirrors

I have no idea what you're referring to, I'm saying it can be done and I wouldn't mind giving it a try.

No, my good sir. You would not be able to do it. You would be the same as anyone else in this forum. You would be crying and whimpering and shivering at the thought of far superior men wielding far more potent weapons, rampaging across the streets looking for fresh meat like you. They will rape you, kill you and eat you. If you're really lucky they might do it in that order.

Quote from Person McPerson

I'd kill everybody I hate with a giant wrench. Since crime is legal, I'm sure at least one person in each neighborhood would carry a gun. I'd wait for that guy to pass by my house, and then throw my wrench at him from the balcony. If I miss, he'd probably shoot me and I would die. But if I was able to successfully hit him, then he'll be stunned for a while. During that time, I'm grab his gun and start shooting people I hate.

No, my good sir. You lack the physical ability to kill anyone with a wrench. You think all it takes is one hit? You have to keep smashing, keep bludgeoning amidst all the resistance and screaming. You have to be aware of where you hit and how hard you hit. This isn't like poker nights with your uncles. You can't just close your eyes and go to a happy place. You must remain alert. Also, no one that you hate is going to be armed? You sound like a guy who has more pimples than testosterone. I bet one of them could beat you to death with their bare hands. That would throw.... a wrench into your plans, eh? huehehueheh. You also don't seem to understand that this is not a videogame. People don't get "stunned" with birds around their head while you run down from your terrace and pick up a gun.

In finishing, if you step out of your house, you will be found by a gang of marauders and then it WILL seem like Poker nights with your uncles. They'll be using your asshole as penis-towels.

Quote from Nextris2000

Id find some way to rob all the banks in the country (ma country's small so...) . Of course i would make necessary preparations cuz i kno that there will be some whack people out there... generalz....... #undergroundbunker

No, my good sir. The rich people in the world will choose this day to make sure that every bank in the world is ultra-fortified. Lets assume that you leave your house without getting gruesomely violated. Lets assume that you do "find a way" to get inside a bank. You know whats going to happen? You'll be stuck inside the bank, unable to leave, because bank security has trapped you inside. They figured if they keep you in here longer than a day, then its illegal to tresspass again, and all the bank robbers can go to jail. The problem here is that more than one person will try to rob the bank. So you're essentially trapped all day in a building with a bunch of hardened criminals with nothing to do, except pass you around, while using your mouth as a jizz rag.

Quote from Damian

I'd likely try to get my hands on some pot, maybe some coke, whip up a shitload of crack and try to make as much money as possible off of that.

No, my good sir. When EVERYTHING is legal. No one is going to BUY crack off you. They'll just crack your skull open and snort it while using the inside of your cranium as a bowl. If you decide to KEEP it, then it becomes illegal soon and you get arrested and sent to jail where.... you know what happens.

Quote from iarentevil

I have multiple swords, knives, a machete, a gun in the house.

I trust myself with none of it, even though most of it belongs to me.

No, my good sir. You do not. You do not have multiple swords. Nor multiple knives. Nor a machete. Nor a gun. Additionally, it most certainly does NOT belong to you. You are a child, a stickfigure animator who owns nothing even remotely badass in life. The most dangerous item in your house is the bottle of chloroform in your father's bedroom that smells suspiciously like your pillows in the mornings.

Quote from Nextris2000

I would eliminate certain teachers and assume prime minister of ma country for tha day. Can even go further yo.

No, my good sir. If I remember correctly, you are still locked in a bank getting used as a condom. You also sound like a little shit and I'm sure some of your teachers are coming after you anyway. There is no way a little brat who wants to kill his teachers will succeed in this position. As for killing the PRIME MINISTER of your country, it would be fun to watch Secret Service guys dislocate your jaw with their penises.