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hj2Posts: 150
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View Profile All they do is summon monsters and then run away. Then you have to chase after them trying to squeeze every single hit you can get out of your stupid silver claymore sword, and then what do they do? HEAL THEMSELVES SEVENTY MILLION TIMES, I mean honestly there is no way they can have that many health potions, I know because when you loot them they never have any. So there I go chopping away at the regenerating fuck faggot While some demon witch screams at me and fucks me up the ass.
Whats even better is when you have to fight a fucking den of necropussies. Cause then you are getting chopped and eaten alive by 7 fucking zombies and 3 ghosts in one giant clusterfuck, not able to see a god damn thing, just swinging your sword around like a blind retard hoping to hit something. While the fucking pussy faggots jack off to a guro lovers fantasy scene playing out in front of them, and spouting off threats, THAT I WOULD SHOVE DOWN THEIR FUCKING THROATS IF SOME FUCKING GHOST WASNT CHEWING MY COCK OFF.
Fucking necromancers I swear...
dude I am so f***ing sigging that if i can
Deadface.2Posts: 3,009
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View Profile dude I am so f***ing sigging that if i can
My signature is superior.
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View Profile My signature is superior.
LUCKY .
Scarecrow2Posts: 9,168
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View Profile No, you dumb ****s, you are generalising.
You are all hating the necromancer class in general because they kick your asses from afar while they make their army do the work for them.
Poisonmancers however, ****ing KILL EVERYTHING themselves.
INCLUDING YOU
But I doubt you'd know that because you've never used one because you think that
All they do is summon monsters and then run away.
Idiots
V.Valentine2Posts: 1,144
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View Profile No, you dumb ****s, you are generalising.
You are all hating the necromancer class in general because they kick your asses from afar while they make their army do the work for them.
Poisonmancers however, ****ing KILL EVERYTHING themselves.
INCLUDING YOU
But I doubt you'd know that because you've never used one because you think that
Idiots
My god.
I've never realized how awesome you are.
If I ever met you in a dark alley, I'd open up and shout "GOATSE", ready for you to pounce upon me.
Deadface.2Posts: 3,009
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View Profile No, you dumb ****s, you are generalising.
You are all hating the necromancer class in general because they kick your asses from afar while they make their army do the work for them.
Poisonmancers however, ****ing KILL EVERYTHING themselves.
INCLUDING YOU
But I doubt you'd know that because you've never used one because you think that
Idiots
I tried to make a poisonmancer. I had the GCs I needed, but I never got the rest of the gear, got bored, and just continued playing my trapsin.
Most people are either lagromancers or bonermancers though.
The Dude2Posts: 1,526
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View Profile I love necromancers .
I ****ing hate Necromancers
Oblivion EX2Posts: 1,215
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View Profile Invisitext is gay dude...
but in all seriousness, is anyone interested in playing Diablo II online?
CovalenceBannedPosts: 4,666
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View Profile TF2 sucks too .
oops, this thread has now just failed
Deadface.2Posts: 3,009
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View Profile Invisitext is gay dude...
but in all seriousness, is anyone interested in playing Diablo II online?
I'm gonna go ahead and say no. And that lagromancers suck.
Narcotic JewPosts: 1,909
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View Profile I like paladins and sorcerers.
Barbs, zons, druids, assassins, and necromancers can suck my cock.
Scarecrow2Posts: 9,168
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View Profile My god.
I've never realized how awesome you are.
If I ever met you in a dark alley, I'd open up and shout "GOATSE", ready for you to pounce upon me.
I cannot tell if you are being sarcastic, partially because i have no idea what you're talking about
:Oh No!:
New GenerationBannedPosts: 1,713
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Scarecrow2Posts: 9,168
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View Profile V.Valentine2Posts: 1,144
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View Profile I cannot tell if you are being sarcastic, partially because i have no idea what you're talking about
:Oh No!:
1: I'm not being sarcastic.
2: I said that because you pretty much stood up for Necromancers and I <3 you for that.
3: I had a necromancer but he sucked.