Lets say your house is on fire in the middle of the night. You managed to escape with only a singlet and banana pyjama pants. A hot blooded fire fighter says that he can go back in and save one and only one of a clothing item before everything burns to the ground. What would you choose? Why?

Clothing includes, shoes, socks, pants, underwear, shirt, jacket, scarf, hat, gloves, beanie, belt. Obviously what goes in pairs will come out alive as pairs. No jewelry, glasses or shit like that. General rule of thumb, if it's hard it's out. Stick to the list, but if you thought of sonething that I didn't leave the suggestion and I'll consider it.

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What about an emergency bag that has things in it, that would be easier to get than opening the wardrobe and trying to find the specific clothing item?

This shirt tbh:

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What about an emergency bag that has things in it, that would be easier to get than opening the wardrobe and trying to find the specific clothing item?

Now tell me, did I ask you to find the most logical way to save as many things as you can, or did I ask you a closed question about your choice of clothes?

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This shirt tbh:

That looks pretty hot.

My banana print snapback so I can match and look flea as fuck nyamean

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Now tell me, did I ask you to find the most logical way to save as many things as you can, or did I ask you a closed question about your choice of clothes?

The latter. Was just asking, since we actually have that kind of bag lol.

I'll have the guy rescue that one hoodie I have, aw yeah, banana pajamas + soft hoodie = comfy as hell, allowing me to sleep anywhere.

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The latter. Was just asking, since we actually have that kind of bag lol.

So you were able to suspend your disbelief for a suicidal fireman running into a burning building to save an insignificant piece of fabric, yet you drew the line at what he would use to complete the task optimally. And why did you have to wait until I questioned you to then leave an answer?

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So you were able to suspend your disbelief for a suicidal fireman running into a burning building to save an insignificant piece of fabric, yet you drew the line at what he would use to complete the task optimally. And why did you have to wait until I questioned you to then leave an answer?

I dunno, I didn't have a choice of cloth until I responded the second time.

I change my answer to a banana printed bucket hat, because that will make me even flea-i-er


But seriously though, idk what I would actually ask for, it really depends on the weather outside, what are the conditions this is set in?

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I dunno, I didn't have a choice of cloth until I responded the second time.

It took you two hours to think up "hoodie".

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I change my answer to a banana printed bucket hat, because that will make me even flea-i-er


But seriously though, idk what I would actually ask for, it really depends on the weather outside, what are the conditions this is set in?

You are in a realm where the the weather man decides what it will be the next day by dice.

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It took you two hours to think up "hoodie".

Yes. I wasn't thinking in the time between, I only remembered the thread, came here, and thought "hoodie."

If I'm gonna be sleeping outside, quintessential.

Me : I would like to have my boxer back ... ._.
hot blooded fire fighter : Hold on! i'm not going back for a clothe ! i could die in here! you think you can have everything you want?! YUR HOUSE IS ON FIRE! IN FIRE! you know that! we saved your life so be happy with what you have!
Me : but... i drop my singlet in the house and my banana pants already burned...
hot blooded fire fighter : and ?
Me : I didn't put a boxer.... *naked*
hot blooded fire fighter : ..... i will be right back ....

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inside pockets and outside pockets. Silky lining for minimal itchiness with an insulating layer of wool. Only con is that there is no hoody, therefore placing me at greater risk of being detected by the cops (minus gangster factor).