Quote from Freakishly

No pregnancy?

Just stick it in the pooper like a real man.

This coming from the man who's expecting a child.

Quote from Face Plate

This coming from the man who's expecting a child.

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Ummm..


Uhhh..



Remember children, safe sex and condoms dont always work, and assholes leak.

Quote from Chimaera

You used to have orgasms simply by thinking of them?

Quote from MiniMan

Sounds like an awesome superpower.

SPERM CANNON! AWAY!!
*splooge*

It was like getting super aroused, but it's not like the male orgasm, it was waves n shit. You don't come with the orgasm though.

Quote from MoD

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Ummm..


Uhhh..



Remember children, safe sex and condoms dont always work, and assholes leak.

Only if you do it doggy style.

Or give her a vaganus.

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Also if your doing it wheelbarrow or missionary position.

Quote from MoD

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Also if your doing it wheelbarrow or missionary position.

If you do anal in the missionary position, it'll just leak onto the bed, not into the vagina.

What if your in space?

Quote from MiniMan

Sounds like an awesome superpower.

SPERM CANNON! AWAY!!
*splooge*

Sig'd

GO REVERSE MISSIONARY POSTION

Hm, yesterday I didn't get any, today I got it twice. This is exhausting.

Quote from Überschall

Hm, yesterday I didn't get any, today I got it twice. This is exhausting.

Lucky. I haven't had any, in, oh, EVER.

Quote from aquamina

Anal is actually quite enjoyable, once you get used to it.

dude, ash. dude. dude ash dude nice.

God dammit I hate Ash.

But in a good way.

How the hell can Ash NOT be a virgin!?

I've seen pictures of him, and if he gets laid, I cry for myself... ='[

I'm still a virgin, but of course I've been home schooled all my life [not this next semester though] So I don't meet many girls my age.

Same here RC...same here.

If by some steoke of chance Ash does have a girlfriend that isn't his sister and isn't a virgin. Everything seems shitty now and I look to the sky for a pig.

Quote from Rather Cheesy

How the hell can Ash NOT be a virgin!?

I've seen pictures of him, and if he gets laid, I cry for myself... ='[

outgoing nerds get laid sooner or later