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Jul 30, 2008 9:02 PM #202129
Quote from Freakishly
No pregnancy?

Just stick it in the pooper like a real man.


This coming from the man who's expecting a child.
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Jul 30, 2008 11:07 PM #202280
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This coming from the man who's expecting a child.

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Ummm..


Uhhh..



Remember children, safe sex and condoms dont always work, and assholes leak.
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Jul 30, 2008 11:31 PM #202301
Quote from Chimaera
You used to have orgasms simply by thinking of them?


Quote from MiniMan
Sounds like an awesome superpower.

SPERM CANNON! AWAY!!
*splooge*


It was like getting super aroused, but it's not like the male orgasm, it was waves n shit. You don't come with the orgasm though.
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Jul 31, 2008 12:30 AM #202356
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Ummm..


Uhhh..



Remember children, safe sex and condoms dont always work, and assholes leak.


Only if you do it doggy style.

Or give her a vaganus.
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Jul 31, 2008 12:33 AM #202359
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Also if your doing it wheelbarrow or missionary position.
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Jul 31, 2008 12:41 AM #202371
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Also if your doing it wheelbarrow or missionary position.


If you do anal in the missionary position, it'll just leak onto the bed, not into the vagina.
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Jul 31, 2008 1:03 AM #202401
What if your in space?
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Jul 31, 2008 1:08 AM #202409
Quote from MiniMan
Sounds like an awesome superpower.

SPERM CANNON! AWAY!!
*splooge*

Sig'd

GO REVERSE MISSIONARY POSTION
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Jul 31, 2008 1:43 AM #202442
Hm, yesterday I didn't get any, today I got it twice. This is exhausting.
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Jul 31, 2008 2:03 AM #202487
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Hm, yesterday I didn't get any, today I got it twice. This is exhausting.


Lucky. I haven't had any, in, oh, EVER.
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Jul 31, 2008 9:30 AM #202911
Quote from aquamina
Anal is actually quite enjoyable, once you get used to it.


dude, ash. dude. dude ash dude nice.
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Jul 31, 2008 9:33 AM #202915
God dammit I hate Ash.

But in a good way.
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Jul 31, 2008 9:34 AM #202916
How the hell can Ash NOT be a virgin!?

I've seen pictures of him, and if he gets laid, I cry for myself... ='[

I'm still a virgin, but of course I've been home schooled all my life [not this next semester though] So I don't meet many girls my age.
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Jul 31, 2008 9:45 AM #202917
Same here RC...same here.

If by some steoke of chance Ash does have a girlfriend that isn't his sister and isn't a virgin. Everything seems shitty now and I look to the sky for a pig.
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Jul 31, 2008 10:55 AM #202952
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How the hell can Ash NOT be a virgin!?

I've seen pictures of him, and if he gets laid, I cry for myself... ='[


outgoing nerds get laid sooner or later