No, we can't.

But I can. And have.

Only because of an animated gif I saw of a girl ****ing a school desk.

Jesus Christ man. Keep such things to yourself.

Nah, I'm open about shit like that. At least on the internet I am. Maybe I'll start saying stuff like that at school and get a reputation as the weird kid.

Well good for you. But I most certanly didnt want to know. You would understand if you had my imagination.

Jack Daniels gives people imagination?

Yeah, but half the fun IS imagining.

You have no idea what I carry in my head.

Sure I do!

"I'm ugly"
"No one will love me as much as Jack Daniels"
"I'm gonna die alone"
"I would so **** the joker"
etc.

Okay, you got me figured out ...

But we all still love you.

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my face just hurts to touch now.. Stubble is the worst.

NUUUUUUUUUUUU!

You looked more awesomer with the beard D:

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Is that you on the right? Solister is still hotter.

You didn't even know which one was Solister.

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You didn't even know which one was Solister.

Rofl owned.

That is all.

I feel so lonely. Nobody knows who I am.. ♪

I remember being faintly amused that your name sounds like an alcoholic drink?

Does that help?