Or not. At least I can see out of my sunglasses

Nothing wrong with being so damn full of yourself and seeing your celebrity name floating in the air at ALL times, being reminded of who you are and how you only got famous because kids love your whats being called music.

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Because my name is Miso.


Haaa, get it? Miso Horny?

It's really pronounced Meeshow.


I wonder if my pics from when I was 12 are still around here.

Oh, and I know you're digging the fauxhawk.
CAAAAAAN YOUUUU DIIIIIIG IT.

Dude your arms...

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Nothing wrong with being so damn full of yourself and seeing your celebrity name floating in the air at ALL times, being reminded of who you are and how you only got famous because kids love your whats being called music.

or maybe it's because he can't remember his own name

"Sir if you could just sign your name right here, this new condo will be yours."
"Oh, um, damn i dun knew dis yestaday when i was renewing my muh****in liscense. Ah know, ah'll jus look at mah shades."
"Sir, you signed your name as 'Yob Ajlous'."

not to mention soulja boy doesn't have a stylish fedora like i do

Hah, you used what I was thinking for the last sentence

And touche, fedoras are the shit

that's why i write my name on my underwear. nobody can see my horrible handwriting, and it's always right-side-up

I wear my work nametag upside down sometimes when I'm closing

What about when you can't be bothered to clean them and you put them inside-out? EH?

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I wear my work nametag upside down sometimes when I'm closing

Coming to theatres this summer: Forrest Gump gets a minimum wage job. Rated PG.

Oh **** THIS .

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What about when you can't be bothered to clean them and you put them inside-out? EH?

I don't like getting skidmarks on my jeans so I usually only do that for my socks.

How the hell do you have half a hoe?

What about the skid marks from your socks?

When you get diahorrea down your leg, and it goes in your boots...

WHAT THEN?

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How the hell do you have half a hoe?

i think the amount of people who've asked me that now has gone into the triple digits.

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What about the skid marks from your socks?

When you get diahorrea down your leg, and it goes in your boots...

WHAT THEN?

hard to happen when you get as much fiber as i do