You look pretty drunk

I was slaughtered.
Serves me right for not eating at all then going out drinking.

Edit:

Again, ****ING WASTED:



however, I roll fantastic ciggies.
(I do have one, it's just hidden well and looks like a mark on my finger, stealth camo etc.)

Wait, how can north be westside?

I live in the northwest of england.

aka

(north)WESTSIDE.

Quote from Vincent

underage b&

Vincent looks like a ****ing bitch haaaaaaa

Yes, yes he is.

Quote from chaos warrior

Yes, yes he is.

Ahahha, I could relate to where your comming from.

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Ahahha, I could relate to where your cumming from.

Fixed.
Also mantiscore is a sexy beast.

You could have at least fixed the terrible grammar in his post along with that.

Finally someone appreciates me.
Props Devour.

Person who guesses closest to what actually happend earns my undying homosexual love

P.S. You know you've always wanted to see me shirtless :D

HOLY COCK

Did you get dragged on a road by a truck for a few minutes?

Holy shit, what the shit happen to you? You get run over by a ****ing truck or something?

Well there was a gas powered vehicle involved :/