@Kkb - Yes you used to be... until you became so freaking boss.

Like the beard.

You look better in this picture than you did in the last one.

Ive been regularly bathing in semen.

Jeremy has a habit of getting me rock hard in an instant.

Old habits die hard.

Hard. Get it?

It's funny because penis.

http://i.imgur.com/G8xgm.jpg
this is mE : D

sup, ladies?
am i still pretty enough to be here?

Not with that metal stick going through the bridge of your nose.
>: (

Can't help but think that must be distracting.

it is if i'm facing the direction of the sun. it looks like two BOKEH orbs when i do that.

you're all gay.

No it's ok I don't want to buy a third hand car, but thanks for asking.