[SIZE="5"]EAR BANGING.[/SIZE]
[SIZE="4"]Episode 1:[/SIZE]
Boyfriend: Hey you want to have ear sex babe?"
Girlfriend:"Oh my gosh, TOTALLY Craig!!!"
*Unzip sound effect*
GF:"Omg!"
BF:"Oh yes baby,lets do this..."
BF: Hey look there is something in your ear?"
GF: "Huh?"
*BANG!*
GF:"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah.."
BF:"**** YEAH"
Penis broke and detached itself.
GF: Oh my god, you just left your dick in my ear!"
"Picture of a girl and a dick sticking out of her ear."
What she will say to her parents when they found out that a dick is stuck in her ear?
Found out in the next Episode!
[SIZE="4"]Episode 2:[/SIZE]
GF: Dad I swear, I don't know how this dick got in my ear!"
Dad: O.o, your grounded my lady!"
GF: God damn it, this dick is annoying me, I want to brush my hair! "Look what you have to mah hair with your sperm Craig!"
Will her parents ever know she got pregnant from the ear ****?
Will the Writer ever stop writing this stupid story?
Find out in the next Episode!
[SIZE="4"]Episode 3:[/SIZE]
Craig: God damn it, do you think her friends will tease her that she has a dick in her hear?"
"I mean it's not very common but..."
Craigs friend:" LOLOLOLOLO, *farts*...
Craig: You son of a bitch! *bitch slap"
[SIZE="4"]The End.[/SIZE]
Pop Quiz: What happens when you stick up a dick in a girls nose?
Answer: "Dunno, probably all the sperm will come squirting on the right side xD!"
CORRECT!
