1. Where do you live? Make up your mind. America, Sweden, or England.
2. If you're going to pick a place to live, at least know about it. Prime Minister of England. Seriously? A Prime Minister of a fraction of a country?
3. LEARN TO KEEP YOUR STORIES STRAIGHT. Do you not remember our conversations before you left? You practiced for a few days, got 100% on Through the Fire and Flames, broke a finger while doing so. Your friend could play it on a real guitar, beat it on his first try on Guitar Hero, 100%. Now it's you. You learned it on a real guitar to practice for Guitar Hero, then played it your first try and got 100%.
4. Your friend Dave in the military? Getting 235 kills? Really?
5. Do you really have a wife and child on the way? Honestly, pics or it never happened. I really can't wait for the wedding photos. I bet a friend/relative's wedding is soon, you'll just use those. So I guess one thing you did right is never post your photo.
6. 100k in the bank. Then you've got 300k 15 minutes later? Some job you've got there. Wait, you told me you didn't currently have a job. You've just done major animations since you were 18. Really? Where does college and the military figure into that? Also, you can't earn double the interest of what you've got in the bank in 15 minutes, just in case anyone was wondering.
7. You worked for Epic and worked on Halo and Gears, eh? What's your real name? I'll look it up. Find pics too. Then we can match those pics with your relative's pics. That'd be enough proof to prove your bullshit.
8. What was your band's name that almost got a record deal until the guitarist died, and if you were such a badass guitarist, why did you need him in the first place? Rhythm guitar isn't too hard to replace. Oh wait, your drummer left. What a perfect ruse. Too bad nothing else really worked out too well. Also, what was the record label's name?
9. Your friend Dave, bringing home severed heads. Are you stupid? You claim a country will allow you to bring severed heads home from war, but you can't have a UK flag in Japan or what the fuck ever?
10. Again, about Dave. You said he was a disturbed and hurt person after killing all thouse people. What kind of depressed person cuts off the heads of his enemies and brings them home as trophies, for lulz?
I'm sure there's plenty more I could bring up, but do I really have to? I already know who you are, I bet StrunG does as well.
Also, from Deathwish: You're a faggot.
