Call him out, fake a kick, land a punch as he braces for the kick.

I mean, jesus guys.

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Do note that Hewitt wants us to punch him in his Spider-Man persona.

Simple. Get a friend. Friend mugs me. Spider-Man comes to "help". I punch as hard as I can in the temple. The problem is Spidey can beat your dumb ass to a pulp. So even if you land the punch you'll knock out and wake up in some humorous/precarious situation involving spider webs and a guy filming you for the next movie.

The poll is about whether or not you land it, not the aftermath.
Anyway, I like your plan. The thing is in a situation like this spidey will attack the mugger (your friend) and then web his way out. He won't get close enough to you to punch. I suggest acting like the mugger had shot you, and as you lie their covered in fake blood, losing consciousness, spider man will approach and attempt to assist you due to his good nature. You take the chance when he gets close and land the punch.

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Call him out, fake a kick, land a punch as he braces for the kick.

I mean, jesus guys.

You really think the average person would be able to execute that on someone who is as physically superior and skilled as spider man?

But what about MY plan? If I can't act while drunk, I'll get Nish to do it in my place instead.

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You really think the average person would be able to execute that on someone who is as physically superior and skilled as spider man?

A physically challenged fatass can land a punch to anyone if he fakes a kick before the punch.

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A physically challenged fatass can land a punch to anyone if he fakes a kick before the punch.

Yeah alright, but we're talking spiderman here, not "anyone".

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A physically challenged fatass can land a punch to anyone if he fakes a kick before the punch.

Have you ever been in a fight before? Like, in your entire lifespan lmao

I have.

Spoiler alert: I landed a punch.

I probably wouldn't be able to realistically get Spider-Man in front of me in a week. He's zip-zopping all over New York every day. I'd be lucky to even catch a glimpse of him.

If I somehow got him in front of me, the answer is still hell no. Everyone seems to think he's just an ordinary guy, and not someone with reflexes and speed a dozen times faster than us, who's been in thousands of fights against people way stronger than I am. I doubt anyone here could do it either :u

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You really think the average person would be able to execute that on someone who is as physically superior and skilled as spider man?

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If I somehow got him in front of me, the answer is still hell no. Everyone seems to think he's just an ordinary guy, and not someone with reflexes and speed a dozen times faster than us, who's been in thousands of fights against people way stronger than I am. I doubt anyone here could do it either :u

glad there's at least a few people with some sense here

Yeah. I just don't understand why everyone else is trying to hit spider-man in the dirtiest way possible. All I'm asking is if as you are now, is it entirely possible to. Because I doubt the majority of those bar answers even drink to begin with.

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A physically challenged fatass can land a punch to anyone if he fakes a kick before the punch.

What?

How? That's so hard to execute. Also, I won't be able to punch Spiderman.

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That's so hard to execute.

execpt Bob , Bob beat the shit out of everybody

Bob

I'd fake a car accident so that he'd come and rescue me

and I'd tell him that there's a child in the backseat, and when he gets into the car to check it out I'll shoot him with a shotgun like eight fucking times in the back

Then I walk to the other side, open the door, and punch him in the face

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I'd fake a car accident so that he'd come and rescue me

and I'd tell him that there's a child in the backseat, and when he gets into the car to check it out I'll shoot him with a shotgun like eight fucking times in the back

Then I walk to the other side, open the door, and punch him in the face

I guess Spidey Senses do nothing in Situations where he's being attacked. Now I don't know what Spidey Senses are even made for.

he's in the backseat of a car being shot with a shotgun, where can his senses take him