Quote from HewittLol what is with you guys and alcohol and date rape
Is that a rhetorical question?
Can you punch Spider-Man?
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Jun 17, 2015 6:27 AM #1373673
Is that a rhetorical question?
Jun 17, 2015 6:30 AM #1373674
Can I BE anymore rhetoric?
Jun 17, 2015 6:50 AM #1373684
doubt it. that guy's got some pretty good reflexes
Jun 17, 2015 4:27 PM #1373783
give him a few beers, make him drunk, then punch him while he's all woozy. so yes, I can punch him.
Jun 17, 2015 6:12 PM #1373801
Why would he drink with a dude he's never met before
Jun 17, 2015 7:51 PM #1373823
Quote from DroneWhy would he drink with a dude he's never met before
because why not.
Jun 18, 2015 12:24 AM #1373892
So no money, but there is time.
I'll make friends with Peter Parker, then since I have comic book knowledge, I know where he changes to his Spider-Man costume, just walk to him and do a effortless punch, he wouldn't try to defend a harmless punch, would he?
I'll make friends with Peter Parker, then since I have comic book knowledge, I know where he changes to his Spider-Man costume, just walk to him and do a effortless punch, he wouldn't try to defend a harmless punch, would he?
Jun 18, 2015 1:20 AM #1373903
To everyone saying theyd get Peter drunk, I dont think Peter drinks if at all.
Jun 18, 2015 1:43 AM #1373910
Look around the streets to see where he is and when I find him I'll act like I dropped something on the road (I'll drop something out of my hand like a waterbottle) I'd than begin to walk into the streets to pick up the item where he will save me and bring me to the side. I'll then punch him and he'll look at me and I'll act like a fangirl and be "OH MY GOD! I TOUCHED SPIDERMAN IT'S AN HONOR :D" He'll most likely not understand the punch and assume I was just trying to touch him and freaked out fangirling accidentally punching him while trying to feel his suit.
Jun 18, 2015 3:16 AM #1373938
Quote from EnvoyI will give him a doughnut filled with laxatives and sleeping tablets. Then I will follow the trail of shit to where he is now snoozing and I will jab him.
I think that this could solve pretty much any problem imaginable.
I mean, it might even need to be banned from these threads.
Jun 18, 2015 5:27 AM #1373963
Quote from EnvoyI will give him a doughnut filled with laxatives and sleeping tablets. Then I will follow the trail of shit to where he is now snoozing and I will jab him.
Haha, I just noticed, you're supposed to punch him not murder him lol
Jun 18, 2015 5:29 AM #1373964
Why of course just sneak up behind him and let him have it
Jun 18, 2015 5:35 AM #1373966
Do note that Hewitt wants us to punch him in his Spider-Man persona.
Simple. Get a friend. Friend mugs me. Spider-Man comes to "help". I punch as hard as I can in the temple. The problem is Spidey can beat your dumb ass to a pulp. So even if you land the punch you'll knock out and wake up in some humorous/precarious situation involving spider webs and a guy filming you for the next movie.
Simple. Get a friend. Friend mugs me. Spider-Man comes to "help". I punch as hard as I can in the temple. The problem is Spidey can beat your dumb ass to a pulp. So even if you land the punch you'll knock out and wake up in some humorous/precarious situation involving spider webs and a guy filming you for the next movie.
Jun 18, 2015 1:44 PM #1374044
well sipderman has been punched over and over in comic world (not suprised), altho its proven to be usefull sometimes, but i dont even know how spiderman sence works since sometimes he is able to doge with ease and sometimes he is just useless to use it.
Jun 19, 2015 10:25 AM #1374248
My idea's kinda like scatter's. I get my friends, tell them to pretend mug me, spidey sees it, comes to the rescue, beats up my friends, comes and asks me if im OK and b*tch punch the b*tch! t('_'t)