Spear. Absolutely no competition.
A 6-foot spear is the optimal choice simply because of the reach. How is anyone going to harm you if you have a spear?
Suppose you have the machete, the tied-for-best weapon. How will you take out a spear user? If you charge, the spearman can retreat while jabbing the spear at you. If you make a single mistake at that point, your failure can be exploited to kill you. If you knock the spear to the side, which is a much harder task than you think, the spearman can lunge back and regain his composure. If you manage to somehow get in close, the shaft of the spear can be used to block and the butt of the weapon can still be lethal.
Besides, the spear is the only one, other than possibly the katana, which could be used well against a group. Outnumbered with a machete? Approach one, get killed by the rest. Outnumbered with a spear? Play defensive, kill them one by one.
There is a very good reason that the spear has been so widely used from the
dawn of humanity to the
modern day.
you dont have to knock the spear to the side , there are so many technique to take down spear while using a machete cause of their borng thrusting action
with a litle bit hand power expanding , you could beat the spear helder
i'll explain as best as i can:
-when the tip of the spear is going forward , hit the sharp side of the machete (or the side of the machete is okay too) to the tip of the spear (or near it is okay too) and push it aside , and quicly , while the side of the machete still pushing the spear , go forward , position your self before the tip of the spear , and then you just run forward to spear helder and fuk him
-when the tip of the spear is going forward , open your armpit (this require some training) and place the spearhead inbetween your armpit
or another version
when the tip of the spear is going forward , dodge it , and and place the spearhead inbetween your armpit (this require speed)
either way , after you managed to place the spear head between your armpit you could do serveral thing
-like just go forward and kill him (while the spear still inbetween your armpit)
-if th spear is bamboo , or wood , cut it
if he pullback the spear
-if your leg and grapping is stron enough , grap the spear with your left hand , and stomp the spear down until it break (if the spear is wooden or bamboo)
-pull back the spear
-if anything fail , you still got your machete , do the first technique
if he rush toward you while you pull the spear
-grap the spear with both hands , and then swing it other around where your enemy is (if your enemy is on the right side of spear , swing your spear on this direction (left , back , right) ast fast as posible
-you got machete , you can duel him
there are more complex technique that they taught me , but it is either i dont remember or the technique is impossible to explain with this english speaking skill
The Pen could be used to write a satire about you that can jab you a 1000 times and murder you each day without killing you. The other weapons can grant you the bliss of an end, but only the Pen guarantees a fate worse than death.
or i just can accept it that it is a satire joke , and get over it , and not die a thousand time, or if the emotion is high , i just could make a satire joke about you.
or if the emotion is really high , i just hire some turban terrorist to kill you