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problem in your life? I'll solve it in a single word

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Aug 5, 2015 10:26 PM #1391893
Quote from Nish
I don't know how to tell my girlfriend that she is actually just a figment of my imagination.


lie

Quote from Azure]I've got diabetes, and recently my insurance isn't covering as much as my much needed supplies as it previously was. Additionally, I'm working two jobs in order to cover the costs of living, and though not living paycheck to paycheck, am not far above "scraping by."[/QUOTE]

prostitution

[QUOTE=Salt
Existential crisis.


solipsism

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math problems


wolfram

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the only word i need is the word of jesus


bye
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Aug 6, 2015 4:07 AM #1391963
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i have ebola


die
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Aug 6, 2015 4:21 AM #1391967
I'm asian.
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Aug 6, 2015 5:30 AM #1391989
I need to get all A's this year
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Aug 6, 2015 6:10 AM #1392012
How do I win auditions/castings because I'm tIRED OF GOING TO THEM AND NOT GETTING ANY DANG JOBS.
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Aug 6, 2015 7:10 AM #1392028
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I'm asian.

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I need to get all A's this year


Aren't these the same thing?
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Aug 6, 2015 7:21 AM #1392031
How do I eat the booty like groceries.
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Aug 6, 2015 7:26 AM #1392037
When I measure the ratio of my home made pancake's radius to it's diameter, I get 3.21. Thus my pancakes are not perfectly circular. How can this be amended. Please respond.
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Aug 6, 2015 7:38 AM #1392043
I can't decide how much sugar to put in my frosted flakes.
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Aug 6, 2015 7:40 AM #1392044
The police seized my laptop. There's sensitive information. HALP!
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Aren't these the same thing?

If you're Asian that wouldn't be a problem.
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Aug 6, 2015 9:52 AM #1392073
This feels like a show lmao, anyway.

Whenever I like something to happen, I somehow jinx it. What do I do?
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Aug 6, 2015 10:19 AM #1392085
How can I set someone free willingly on fire?
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Aug 6, 2015 11:03 AM #1392096
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How can I set someone free willingly on fire?


Seductively.

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Aug 6, 2015 4:33 PM #1392200
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How do I win auditions/castings because I'm tIRED OF GOING TO THEM AND NOT GETTING ANY DANG JOBS.


perseverance

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When I measure the ratio of my home made pancake's radius to it's diameter, I get 3.21. Thus my pancakes are not perfectly circular. How can this be amended. Please respond.


amazon

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I can't decide how much sugar to put in my frosted flakes.


experiment

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The police seized my laptop. There's sensitive information. HALP!


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Aug 6, 2015 5:21 PM #1392215
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How do I eat the booty like groceries.


Frank