Quote from Azure

Honestly, I wanted to save you for last. But when opportunity is at the door, well...


.. it would be rude to not open the door and greet it.

lol. I think i might be dead by the next hour.

Very likely. And I will be there, laughing.

Everyone just take out your homing bims and aim it at azure for the ultimate FU XD

Quote from Azure

Oh, hey, why isn't ---'s Hovercraft losing fuel?

Fuel tends to not get used if the user is just sitting there. Seems like --- wants that grand prize so bad. Will Exilement be able to stop him?

Also I was mistaken: sorry Exilement but you cant hit --- if you're in the water. You're gonna have to move up to him next hour if you want to go at him...as what you are doing now.

However, the fact that --- chose to Search AND get hit for it meant that he was still interrupted. So Exilement didn't necessarily need to hit him to stun him at all.

Now the real fight begins in the arena bwahahahaah

Fixed the post.

even though I was in the shallow part? didn't see that stipulation anywhere, otherwise I wouldn't have wasted an attack

Quote from Hewitt

Everyone just take out your homing bims and aim it at azure for the ultimate FU XD



Fuel tends to not get used if the user is just sitting there. Seems like --- wants that grand prize so bad. Will Exilement be able to stop him?

Also I was mistaken: sorry Exilement but you cant hit --- if you're in the water. You're gonna have to move up to him next hour if you want to go at him...as what you are doing now.

However, the fact that --- chose to Search AND get hit for it meant that he was still interrupted. So Exilement didn't necessarily need to hit him to stun him at all.

Now the real fight begins in the arena bwahahahaah

Fixed the post.

He used it at least ONCE though, is what I'm saying.

Quote from Exilement

even though I was in the shallow part? didn't see that stipulation anywhere, otherwise I wouldn't have wasted an attack

Read the entry for the Arena in my Map screen. Blue text says only attacks from within the space is accepted.

I can change your move to something else. What would you rather have done?

---- still as complete fuel. I call bullshit.

Come back and talk to me when you're managing your own multi-moving-parts game. I said I'd fix it later. Or if I didnt I'll fix it soon.

#penalizeAzure
Who's with me :^)

Quote from Lamitrov

#penalizeAzure
Who's with me :^)

I've done nothing wrong, but point out an error as others have done. Your trying to falsely get me penalized should earn you a strike.

You're whining if anything. Be patient.

Maaannn. Noooo. Why did I searccchhh. Come onnn ;n; Shouldn't have done that ;n; oh man.

ah don't worry about it then, my fault for not reading.

Sorry I got busy with something:


Notable Locations:
River Sticks (lower-right quadrant) - A famous river known for being composed entirely of fanwank. After decades of Terkoiz worship, this river has gained the notoriety of being EXTREMELY Sticky. As such, traversing in and out of this area reduces your SPD by 3. If you happen to foolishly enter this area when your SPD is less than 3, you will unfortunately be stuck there until you can kill someone to raise your SPD.

RHG Arena (F6) - At the center of fanwank is the world's greatest stage. Centuries of duels have given this place notoriety as a place where the fighting spirit perseveres. Rumors talk of fantastic treasure hidden from within...but only the battle-worthy shall be able to reap from its rewards. Only by being the Last Man Standing on this square for 2 Hours will you be able to acquire a fantastic prize. There is also another rule concerning the arena: No Cowards. As such, you can only attack and be attacked by people in this very square. May the best champion win.

Forest of Woe (A5,B5) - A copse of trees known for their height and sturdiness. Anyone who steps into this area has a 1/6 chance of 'climbing' these trees for protection. If successful, the player will be able to attack freely without the risk of being attacked by any kind of BIM.

Tomb of the Crusader (B2) - A lonely fortress said to contain the spirits of Old Users from ages past. A glorious weapon lies within if you can solve its puzzle. Around the map are three keys hidden throughout the land. In order to open this Tomb, a player must acquire all three. There is only 1 key in the whole island so if another player has it, you have to Attack successfully to steal it from them (killing is optional). Once all 3 keys are acquired and the player is standing on this space, the gates will open...

Secret Tunnel (F1, D7, G3, A1) - A shortcut that can lead to anywhere else in the map. Unfortunately only 1 entrance has been found so far. Traversing here to the next entrance will cost 1 Move Pt. as if you just walked into that space.

Crashed Plane (F5) - A plane crashes due to recent volcanic activity. It temporarily grants passage to the arena without incurring the speed penalty of the moat. I wonder how long it'll be there though...





Hour 8 Positions
A1
Lamitrov
Lami takes 1 damage from the flames.

B4


C2
Azure

C5
- Moves Southward

D2
Veir

D7
_Ai_

F3
Aquila

F6
Exilement
---

G1
Hobbes' Gem explodes for inactivity. His Gem shatters and does not fall to the ground.
His 2 BIM: 1 Homing and 1 Remote, fall to the ground.

G3
Golden

Danger Zones
Crossfire BIM - A2, A1, B2, A3
Blazing Gass BIM - B3 to B6 and C3 to C6


Specifics of this Hour:
- PM your Action NOW. Possible Moves:
a) Attack
- Can attack people in your space AND adjacent ones. One target only.
- Attack will Stack. If more than 1 person Attacks someone, they take all the damage altogether.
- Countered by Bait.
- Volcano is still active. Searching yields 50% chance of hurting yourself.
- Lava is starting to flow from the offscreen Volcano!!!

b) Bait
- If someone is attacking you, Bait will turn their Attack against them.
- If no one is attacking you, you end up hitting yourself.

c) Do Nothing
- Counters Bait. Lets them attack themselves.
- Does not counter Attack.

d) Search
- Might yield any of the shit on my frontpage.
- Leaves you vulnerable to Attack if anyone is targetting you.
- Increased uses in the same space (if staying) increases the chances of Search.
- Sometimes yields clues instead.

- Pls put your answer in the title of your PM for convinience. Unless you want to ask something as well, in which you specify.
- If a Player is inactive, he will take the move that will definitely damage him. If he is inactive for 2 Hours straight, I will self-destruct their bodies for insubordination. There will be a 50% chance that their Gems survive...

e) Stun (Lamitrov Only)
- Target person in same space or adjacent one for up to 3 spaces
- Target will not be able to move for 2 Hours (they can still perform Actions though)
- Can only be done 5 times.

f) Technique (Exilement and --- only)
- Used as an alt-fire mechanism for certain BIMs.
- Can be passive so just ignore.

g) Use (Anyone with BIMs)
- Select square to throw BIM. Must be adjacent.
- For Homing BIMs, select target AND square to throw
- For Remote BIMs, just "Set" them as an action, then "Detonate" any other turn.

Player Roster (Click to Show)

List of Beta Testers:
1) Golden, the Knife Salesman [O|O|X|X] (+++) SPD: 1
Has:
- 1 Secret Technique (to be revealed upon use).

2) Lamitrov, the Bartender [O|X|X|X] (+) SPD: 3 (-2 penalty)
Has:
- Taser Gun with [||||O] charges.
- 1 Implosion BIM
- 1 Homing BIMs

3) Azure, the Culinarian [O|O|O|O] (++) SPD: 2
Has:
- 1 Flaming Gas BIM
- 1 Homing BIM
- Baseball Glove

4) Veir, the Red Shirt [O|X|X|X] (+) SPD: 1

5) ---, the Ordinary Highschool Student [O|O|O|O|D|X] (+) SPD: 10 (for 4 Hours)
Has:
- Airplane Food
***Eating is a free action and can be used alongside another one.
- 1 Secret Technique (to be revealed upon use).
- 2 Blazing Gas BIMs
- 1 Barrier BIM
- Bomb-Proof Vest (HP Bar updated)
- Hovercraft | Fuel: [DDDX]

6) Exilement, the Carnie [O|O|O|O] (+) SPD: 2
Has:
- 1 Secret Technique (to be revealed upon use).
- 2 Blazing Gas BIMs
- 2 Remote BIMs

7) Aquila, the Biologist [O|O|O|X] (+) SPD: 2
Has:
- 1 Secret Technique (to be revealed upon use).

8) Ai, the Admiral [O|O|O|X] (+) SPD: 3
Has:
- 3 Remote BIMs
- 1 Crossfire BIM
- 1 Implosion BIM

+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+

Deceased
Person McPerson, the Hotelier
Squidd, the Ironic Fisherman
GuardianTempest, the NEET
Devour, the Pineapple Inspector
Haru, the Fryman
Ashero, the Unlucky Bastard
Hobbes, the Gynecologist

Deadline is 36 hours from now.

Good Luck!

GG lol, GG indeed Azure.