Does this wizard have a magic johnson? :rolleyes:

Definitely wizard :o

Fetus deletus

Be a man.
+1 to Knight. Count me in.
LEEEEROY JENKINS!

promote wiz pls

Is my post count too low to join?

If not, I'll be a knight please :)

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Is my post count too low to join?

If not, I'll be a knight please :)

It's not so much as your post count, but seeing as you choose to call yourself "Magi", you should really reconsider. Go for wizard instead.


I'm going for the wizard

I'm hoping on the wizard train.
#jokes#band#wagon#sweg#2015#Yolo

I'd also like to go with Wizard.

By Majority Rules, you start this journey as a...



As a WIZARD, you're a bit older in years, and your body may not be as rippled in muscles, but know what? You've got MAGIC bitch, the great arcane arts; you have a MANLY AS FUCK BEARD like nobody's damn business; and possibly the most interesting of all, you've got a small house full of DRUGS.

Yeah, WIZARD.

So, before we set out to conquer the most choice ass of the land, you've only one more thing to do, and that's pick your GOD, because religion matters you atheist prick. The GODS of this world are as follow:

NISHTAR: Only to be worshipped by the most manly and hairy of MEN, this MANLY GOD can grant great luck in the ways of life and the bedroom to those who keep to the practice of always being fucking alpha, and will curse those who bitch out on things.

JEFFACHOCKA: A fair god who views everyone the same: as children who need to shape up their shit or get hit. Pretty standard god, can sometimes provide a miracle or burst of knowledge in a pinch.

HEWHEWHEW: The bird god who helps those that use logic and SMITES DUMBASSES WITHOUT REMORSE. If you wanna play smart, he's your god.

BLUE GOD: Sometimes goes by Azure or something. Kinda just there. Only people who really know what he does is his followers, and they're a bunch of secretive fuckers. Probably shouldn't pick him. Yeah, just pick one of the other guys.

Nishatar

god forbid nish's dick doesn't go unsucked

If that last one was Harvie I would've picked him mos def

I just realized that I read that wrong and Nishstar is actually the STR, so I'll change my vote to HEWHEWHEW

Blue God

I vote HEWHEWHEW.

Haha nishtar seems fun but imma go with HEWHEWHEW

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Nishtar, please

Why you picked "Magi", I have no idea.