So I've been known for making bad puns, and i suddenly thought to myself, "what if there was a thread specifically made for puns and corny jokes!" So, here it is! Now you can make all the bad jokes you like without any hating or punishment. And i wouldn't worry about being kind of off topic (unless a mod says so) because really the topic is to make puns. So here's some ground rules.

-make plenty of puns
-be civil
-no flaming, no matter how bad the jokes are.
-dirty jokes allowed, but don't make them too obnoxious.
-no offensive jokes. If i hear a black joke, or a 9/11 joke, I'll be severely disappointed.

Keep in mind that this thread was made specifically so you can have fun reading and making quality comedic material.

Also, if a mod decides "man, this is weird, i should delete this" then i wouldn't be too upset over it, but i still want to have this thread go on for as long as possible. Maybe even ending up a sticky.

So without any further adeu, happy punning!

Wow this thread is really



...shit.

This thread is so bad that it had me flying towards the world trade center like a nigger at mach 5 speed.

NIGGERS

black people are garbage and 9/11 was the highlight of my childhood

9/11 was a nigger job

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-no offensive jokes. If i hear a black joke, or a 9/11 joke, I'll be severely disappointed.!

Love how the second you say this, literally everyone makes a black 9/11 joke.

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9/11 was a nigger job

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black people are garbage and 9/11 was the highlight of my childhood

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NIGGERS

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This thread is so bad that it had me flying towards the world trade center like a nigger at mach 5 speed.

I love you guys

This thread feels so complete.

I think we're done here. XD

Dwarf Shortage.

This thread doesn't seem very PUNny.

your mom wasnt very punny either and i still ended up going jihad her nigger throat.

What do you get when you cross cheese and milk? I fucking hate blacks.

Well then. This thread escalated quickly. Almost as quick as a plane flying into the world trade center :D lol but i only said no offensive jokes so that other people wouldn't be offended, not because of me. I personally don't give a shit.