Okay, so about 2 weeks ago I was on my bed playing my Xbox when some massive insect that sounded like a small helicopter flew into my room.
Note: It was about 3 in the morning.
I watched it fly around for a while, then it went to my door. I got up and it lands on my fridge, below my TV.
So, I move towards it and the ****ing beast flies at me. I shit bricks and get out of the room. I end up sleeping downstairs.
The next morning, I go into my room and look around for it. The bitch has gone.
Thank ****. I never got a good look at it. I thought it was a shell'd bug, as the way it flew into my door sounded like a cat running into it.
Just figured it was a normal bug flying around and left.

Has anybody ever been intimidated by an insect that sounds like a chopper?

Well, 2 weeks on, last night, it comes again. It couldn't have come from my window, as it was shut. I was sat on my laptop when it lands near me.

This ****er. Lands near me. A mother****ing hornet.
Shit, I stayed still and waited for it to fly away from me so I could get the **** out of my room, and it does so. I get up and leave my room when the ****ing wangshaft follows me.
It's attracted to light, apparently. As, it was beating into the light in my hallway. It was clear it was an overgrown wasp or a hornet. It was around 2 inches big. It was loud as **** when flying. It had a red head.
I eventually went back to sleep, leaving it in the hallway.
It's gone, again.
My next attempt will be to kill it, when it returns.
I'm thinking; Lighter and Deoderant.

Hornets - The biggest of game.

http://www.cracked.com/article_15816_5-most-horrifying-bugs-in-world.html

I believe you came in contact with #5.

Do a shit on it.

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I believe you came in contact with #5.

Oh, **** you.
That thing is a ****ing beast.

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http://www.cracked.com/article_15816_5-most-horrifying-bugs-in-world.html

I believe you came in contact with #5.

I pissed myself when I heard about the bot fly and what it does.

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I pissed myself when I heard about the bot fly and what it does.

Watching the video of how they have to pull it out while imagining if it waited in your wang wasn't the best idea I've had.

But, seriously, that thing is ****ing rancid. Hopefully there are none in England... Right?

I think they are only in places like Spain, where Mosquito's thrive.


Still, if that goes into my dick, or my brain.


I'll commit suicide, or it'll kill me.

I have had a bad experience with a Hornet, you speak to them all night. Comfort them, tell them your secrets. Then BAM! They use you against your friends, your family. I'm so alone now D: body in the lake... I want your babies, I feel your pain.

I swatted at a hornet once, and it flew right into my eye and stung my lower eye lid. It was swollen shut for like 3 days.

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I have had a bad experience with a Hornet, you speak to them all night. Comfort them, tell them your secrets. Then BAM! They use you against your friends, your family. I'm so alone now D: body in the lake... I want your babies, I feel your pain.

I'm sorry, I can't get pregnant. But we can make a baby out of stuff. I have some blu-tac and a lighter. Can you work with that?

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I swatted at a hornet once, and it flew right into my eye and stung my lower eye lid. It was swollen shut for like 3 days.

Moral of the story: moar power

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I swatted at a hornet once, and it flew right into my eye and stung my lower eye lid. It was swollen shut for like 3 days.

Wait.. You swatted it with your eyelid? You sir, are a hero among men.

I was looking at a bird's nest. Apparently wasps were living in it instead. One flew out and stung me on the side of the head. It hurt. I cried. I was also 5.

Shit sucks.

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I swatted at a hornet once, and it flew right into my eye and stung my lower eye lid. It was swollen shut for like 3 days.

oh god... i was laughing so hard i can't breathe.
you sir, are a failure.

"A Human Bot Fly larvae, burrowing into your brain. Eating your thoughts."
*shits bricks*