Shit, i've got a week to myself with no one around for most of the day and all my friends are on holiday. And the girl i'm trying to get. I can't do it.

i say we tie them up and make them watch 45 hours of Teletubies...****ing furries!!!

Quote from Brian C

I say we spam the furry places with goatse.

I second third and fourth this notion.

Quote from Brian C

I say we spam the furry places with goatse.

You guys go ahead, I'd join but my internet is too shitty and my resolution sucks too hard.

Make me proud.

Quote from MiniMan

You guys go ahead, I'd join but my internet is too shitty and my resolution sucks too hard.

Make me proud.

*Plays hawt commander blonde chick*

Sir, lets spend my Shore Leave early first

*Push into command room*

Yayaya. I will too. Tommorow.

90% Fap in the shower

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90% Fap in the shower

I just took a shower ten minutes ago, and I was awesome enough not to fap.

When I was younger I fapped in bed, I don't understand people who fap in the shower.

Quote from Brian C

I just took a shower ten minutes ago, and I was awesome enough not to fap.

congradulations M8...

I'm going to upload like 28 hentai pics and post them on FP.

Quote from MoD

When I was younger I fapped in bed, I don't understand people who fap in the shower.

Why not?

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I'm going to upload like 28 hentai pics and post them on FP.

DO IT!

I once fapped in the bathtub... it was weird. I'd feel like I was about to cum then all of a sudden, I didn't have to. Took awhile and my arm was tired. Also felt weird, everything was steamy.

i just got into the yiff forum.
anyone got a link to goatse?

Speaking of weird things, if I don't have my legs stretched out while fapping, I can't cum.