I can't because because I'm not gay. Now stop being stupid, YOUNG BOY!

Just because you're not gay, doesn't mean you can't **** yourself.

I've seen it done before.

Quote from James Moer

You wish!

No, YOU WISH. Check the first page, MiniMan has already declared your loserness. Hell, you confirmed it yourself a million times, yet it has not gone through your skull yet. Please leave the thread, so the rest of us can stop reminding you that you lost. >={

im out.
was alone, one thing led to another, then again, twice.

Quote from zombpiv

im out.
was alone, one thing led to another, then again, twice.

If you're home alone, weak.
This is getting boring, I should start loading up on some porn to make it a real challenge....

Quote from Überschall

3 Days after you lost already.

Cracked is working against me: http://www.cracked.com/article_16523_7-important-historical-breakthroughs-in-masturbation.html

Well guys, Germany invented porn movies. The applause you owe me now is actually too much of an honour.

no, they invented it, and some random guise spiced it up.
then some wierdo's added other objects into it.
still goooood.

I already am...and I hate myself for doing so.

Why would you stop masturbating for a week?:S

Because at the end of the week when you do masturbate it'll feel a lot better.

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Why would you stop masturbating for a week?:S

Because you're a homosexual.

It's just because we want to try to.

Quote from Face Plate

Because you're a homosexual.

It's just because we want to try to.

Im not homo.. Im bisexual.

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Im not homo.. Im bisexual.

*face palm*

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Im not homo.. Im bisexual.

*face palm*