Why wouldn't a thread like this exist since there's another opposite one?
I'll go first...A Rhino. You're literally a breathing,4 legged,Big-ass,Bad-ass and tough-ass walking beast that Is nearly unstoppable. Not to forget that It has a Very dangerous Weapon that you can use to brutally kill your pursuers (Excluding Humans)
This guy Is basicly a Living Tank.

Yeah you're so unstoppable that you're almost extinct due to a much weaker species outsmarting you and killing you for voodoo medicine.

Also, I would like to be a female angler fish.

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Yeah you're so unstoppable that you're almost extinct due to a much weaker species outsmarting you and killing you for voodoo medicine.

Also, I would like to be a female angler fish.

I didn't know you have a vore fetish.

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Yeah you're so unstoppable that you're almost extinct due to a much weaker species outsmarting you and killing you for voodoo medicine.

Also, I would like to be a female angler fish.

Not every fish goes to the Depths of the ocean my friend.

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I didn't know you have a vore fetish.

I didn't know you still spammed threads with terrible jokes without responding to the OP.

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Not every fish goes to the Depths of the ocean so prepare your stomach.

You do realize that an overwhelming majority of Anglerfish prey ALREADY LIVE in the depths of the ocean, right?

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I didn't know you still spammed threads with terrible jokes without responding to the OP.



You do realize that an overwhelming majority of Anglerfish prey ALREADY LIVE in the depths of the ocean, right?

But have you ever thought that you can eat them or even TRY to? because they don't just jump on a table and call you to eat them.

If I was an Anglerfish, I'd have no problem eating them. Isn't that the whole point of this thread?

Or are you talking about all of us, still in HUMAN form, switching roles with animals? Because then I have the perfect rendition of your wish to be a Rhino.

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Not every fish goes to the Depths of the ocean my friend.

Not every anglerfish lives in the depths of the ocean.

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But have you ever thought that you can eat them or even TRY to? because they don't just jump on a table and call you to eat them.

An anglerfish attracts prey by waving objects resembling food above their heads and as soon as prey gets close it eats its prey almost instantly. Does that sound like it takes THAT much effort.

The animal I'd want to be the most is the smasher Mantis Shrimp

Well, cats have perfect athletic ability, and they don't even have to exercise. They can pretty much do whatever they want. They are fed and taken care of by humans. They can lay on the couch and sleep all day and are rewarded for it.
Why not a cat?

Charry, my female Anglerfish will turn your Mantis Shrimp into oatmeal (see what I did there?).

I would want to be a feline of some sort. Like a Puma.

I'd like to be a predatory bird or a cheetah.

An otter E:3

A dog since most dogs are very loyal to their owner.

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Why wouldn't a thread like this exist since there's another opposite one?

Because the other thread was already a creative spin off of this idea, due to the original being so fucking stale.

I'm a majestic white tiger btw.