The Insult Thread

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Oct 26, 2015 12:23 AM #1410939
Insults are fun.

Post your best insult.

E.g.

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits, as I will not take advantage of the handicapped.

or

Hey I recognize you! Aren't you the poster child for birth control?

OR

We all spring from apes; but you just didn't spring far enough.

:D
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Oct 26, 2015 12:25 AM #1410940
yo this thread heh
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Oct 26, 2015 12:27 AM #1410942
Don't believe in God? Thats okay, god doesn't believe in you either.
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Oct 26, 2015 12:29 AM #1410944
You my good man, do not understand that a good insult is not one to simply spring out of nothing. An insult is only as good as what sparked it. You simply cannot mock thin air. The response of severe wit is the ying to the yang of inept rabble.
You shall never grasp the glory of the insult until you know this.
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Oct 26, 2015 12:31 AM #1410947
yo charry i fucked your dad

fucking got you
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Oct 26, 2015 12:50 AM #1410952
Quote from Charry
You my good man, do not understand that a good insult is not one to simply spring out of nothing. An insult is only as good as what sparked it. You simply cannot mock thin air. The response of severe wit is the ying to the yang of inept rabble.
You shall never grasp the glory of the insult until you know this.


You are garbage water. The viscous beige fluid at the bottom of trash bins. The refuse of waste.
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Oct 26, 2015 1:59 AM #1410964
I wouldn't say you are ugly, but let's just say when Godzilla goes past you, he does a double take.
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Oct 26, 2015 2:00 AM #1410965
You're so ugly, that Medusa becomes petrified by your ugliness.
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Oct 26, 2015 2:01 AM #1410966
lmao i fucked all your dads

man you can't stop these zingers
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Oct 26, 2015 2:07 AM #1410971
I wouldn't say you are dumb, but why are you trying to singe water?
And no, just because the waste is good for the plants doesn't mean it's good for us. Stop following my dog around.
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Oct 26, 2015 2:07 AM #1410972
But mizu if you fucked their dads... That would make you...

a gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Oct 26, 2015 2:15 AM #1410973
Quote from Stickly
But mizu if you fucked their dads... That would make you...

a gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OHH SHIEET
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Oct 26, 2015 2:16 AM #1410974
yo man that's racist come on we're better than that
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Oct 26, 2015 2:17 AM #1410975
and i fucked your dad
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Oct 26, 2015 2:18 AM #1410976
Quote from mizu
and i fucked your dad

MOM WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE