replace lube with superglue

water shrek bopper.
Just fill it with water, and it pops when someone 'bops' it.
I did try being normal for once, woohoo!

1. Go on online dating site.
2. Post a picture of yourself, only you're in the background wearing a mask half covered by another person. And a person in the very front gets all the attention.
3. When you meet up with your date, make sure you look horrible.
4. When they go "Dafuq is this? Who are you?" Say "I'm that guy in the pic. See? That's me in the back."
5. Watch them possibly rage.

Put a useless shitpost in a thread because you aren't creative enough to think of anything meaningful or funny.

Step 1. Acquire urine. LOTS of it.
Step 2. Move all urine to victim's place of abode.
Step 3. Empty the House's water heater.
Step 4. Fill the house's water heater with urine.
Step 5. Watch as whenever the victim tries to use hot water, hot urine comes out instead.
Step 6. Repeat steps 1-5 until you feel your victim has suffred enough/get caught.

....is this a good plan?

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1. Go on online dating site.
2. Post a picture of yourself, only you're in the background wearing a mask half covered by another person. And a person in the very front gets all the attention.
3. When you meet up with your date, make sure you look horrible.
4. When they go "Dafuq is this? Who are you?" Say "I'm that guy in the pic. See? That's me in the back."
5. Watch them possibly rage.

LOL that's gold.

I'd like to get more of the physical kind of prank. Or like the shaked can of soda, something interesting to watch, since it's for an animation ;)

IF YOU WANNA FUCK A FRIEND OVER

1. Take a giant fucking turd and freeze it.
2. Find a cheese grater and grate that frozen turd into little turd sprinkles.
3. Go to your friend's house and scatter those little turds all over his/her place. Ensure that you serve extra helpings in inconspicuous locations such as under the sofa, or on top of bookshelves.
4. Watch your friend slowly deteriorate into stench-induced madness as he/she tries in vain to pinpoint the source of the foul, pestilential, inescapable odor that permeates his/her home.
5. Find a new friend.
6. Repeat steps 1-5 until the human population learns to avoid you for the horrible, diabolical individual that you are.

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IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO IT'S JUST A PRANK.

But seriously, if you want to fuck a friend over:

1) Take a turd and freeze it.
2) Get a cheese grater and grate that frozen turd into little turd sprinkles.
3) Go to your friend's house and scatter those little turds all over the place (make sure they are inconspicuous locations like on top of bookshelves, or under the sofa)
4) Watch your friend slowly deteriorate into madness as he tries vainly to pinpoint the source of the foul, pestilential, world-ending odor that plagues his abode like a deathly plague

LMAO XD YOU MONSTER!!!

Here's more pranks.

Glue a penny to the ground and watch people attempt to pick it up. Pretend to carry a bucket full of heavy stuff, when it's empty. Then when you get close to a person, pretend to fall and dump the contents of the bucket onto the person. When somebody bends down to pick up your penny you can rip a piece of cloth. They might think their pants ripped. Remove the shower head and put Kool Aid Mix in the shower. Screw the shower head back in, and when the next person goes into the shower, they'll have to shower in Kool Aid. Tell the person you're adding sugar to their food or drink when you're actually adding salt. Superglue the shampoo bottle so they'll have to unscrew the lid. Or paint fingernail polish on the bar soap so it cannot lather.

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Here's more pranks.

Glue a penny to the ground and watch people attempt to pick it up. Pretend to carry a bucket full of heavy stuff, when it's empty. Then when you get close to a person, pretend to fall and dump the contents of the bucket onto the person. When somebody bends down to pick up your penny you can rip a piece of cloth. They might think their pants ripped. Remove the shower head and put Kool Aid Mix in the shower. Screw the shower head back in, and when the next person goes into the shower, they'll have to shower in Kool Aid. Tell the person you're adding sugar to their food or drink when you're actually adding salt. Superglue the shampoo bottle so they'll have to unscrew the lid. Or paint fingernail polish on the bar soap so it cannot lather.

I'm beginning to see a whole new side of you now.

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Here's more pranks.

Glue a penny to the ground and watch people attempt to pick it up. Pretend to carry a bucket full of heavy stuff, when it's empty. Then when you get close to a person, pretend to fall and dump the contents of the bucket onto the person. When somebody bends down to pick up your penny you can rip a piece of cloth. They might think their pants ripped. Remove the shower head and put Kool Aid Mix in the shower. Screw the shower head back in, and when the next person goes into the shower, they'll have to shower in Kool Aid. Tell the person you're adding sugar to their food or drink when you're actually adding salt. Superglue the shampoo bottle so they'll have to unscrew the lid. Or paint fingernail polish on the bar soap so it cannot lather.

You're my new role model.

Freeze your piss, slush it up and pelt someone with it. I assure you it's a classic.
Also works as a fun revenge scheme. No kid at school ever stole my pencils again.

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Here's more pranks.

Glue a penny to the ground and watch people attempt to pick it up. Pretend to carry a bucket full of heavy stuff, when it's empty. Then when you get close to a person, pretend to fall and dump the contents of the bucket onto the person. When somebody bends down to pick up your penny you can rip a piece of cloth. They might think their pants ripped. Remove the shower head and put Kool Aid Mix in the shower. Screw the shower head back in, and when the next person goes into the shower, they'll have to shower in Kool Aid. Tell the person you're adding sugar to their food or drink when you're actually adding salt. Superglue the shampoo bottle so they'll have to unscrew the lid. Or paint fingernail polish on the bar soap so it cannot lather.

I like the salting food idea and the nail polish one. XD

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I like the salting food idea and the nail polish one. XD

I remember this time where I added sugar to my porridge. At least I thought it was sugar. It was actually salt, and I added a ton of it. Still tasted pretty good though, because I like eating salt.

<_< You like eating salt? Like, large quantities of salt?