Shameless arsehole. Certified procrastinator. Student and budding writer. Crap at both. Also your new room mate.

The name's Ex, Deus Ex. I'm afraid Machina's too much of a mouthful, but you can say that, too, if you want. Ignoring the pretentious-ass username, you'll mostly find me making a fool of myself in the Writer's Lounge, but occasionally I'll dabble in the General Section, pounding my chest as I try to look cool.

Been lurking around for the past few days, and I gotta say I like it here. I'm sure we'll be friends.

And no, I won't eat your food. :rolleyes:

Well Deus...it sounds like you're having a blast, which is good considering...just kidding! Anyway, hope you have looked at the rules so that you don't get into too much trouble. Oh and one more thing...I brought cookies. :D

Sweet, have some fun dude. I hope you don't find the missing shower curtain a problem.

Yeah, thanks for the greetings. I also noticed that your toilet doesn't flush. You guys getting on that any time soon?

Um, you see... someone told us you had been a plumber.

If you didn't then I guess you can't live here.

(Or you could pay my part of the rent for some months instead, but don't tell the others.)


Anyway welcome to the forums. It's amazing how many new writers are joining right now.^^

Thanks roBEAT. :) Always a pleasure to meet a fellow writer. Perhaps we'll scuffle in the wRHG somewhere in the near future (that is, after I get around to finishing my gladiator) I think you'll be pleased to know that my character is neither an orphan or a test subject *shudder*

And a plumber? Ha! Trust me, you don't want these hands to be anywhere near that thing you call a toilet...

Welcome to the site here's a fishy stick:

Here's a helpful guide to the forums:
http://forums.stickpage.com/showthread.php?53289-New-to-the-forums-Check-out-this-complete-guide!
and I strongly recommend reading the rules if you haven't already:
http://forums.stickpage.com/showthread.php?79221-StickPage-Official-Rules-(Updated-24-07-15)

Fish fingers... but no custard. I'm disappointed.

Haha appreciate the gesture though, Veir

http://forums.stickpage.com/forumdisplay.php?69-Writers-Lounge

Since you like writing, be sure to check this out.