So in this thread, put together the two best things to clamp in a sandwich that will make it the perfect sandwich. For example, peanut butter and jelly.

So here's mine.
The two things to clamp in a sandwich: Pesto and thick Almond butter
The things you use to clamp: white bread for me.

So if you want, share your "perfect" sandwich with the two things clamped inside, and if you want, say the thing you use to clamp and make a sandwich.

Clampees: Supercooled Brompton Cocktails and Cyanide
Clampers: Ebola Virus. A whole lot of Ebola Virus. Like, enough to make a solid bun.

A loaf of bread in Canada, and another in Australia. A world sandwich.

Chicken milanese and a fried egg.
To clamp: Toasted bread.
and some cheese to get the deluxe version

Aw you guys now made me want to make a joke about it.
the one I thought is too aggresive anyways lol

For me: melted Colby cheese and roasted garlic hummus in between two huge slices of sourdough bread.

Yes, it's strange but quite delicious in my mind!

one pound of a ugandan child's dysentery mixed with the small pox virus, my preferred bread is 2 vinyl copies of merriweather post pavillion reeking with the smell of piss.
EDIT: any of the subway footlongs taste exactly the same. don't be afraid to buy the footlong if the ingredients i've listed made you twist your stomach.

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EDIT: any of the subway footlongs taste exactly the same. don't be afraid to buy the footlong if the ingredients i've listed made you twist your stomach.

Eerily accurate.

Nooo! Nooooo! I was going to make a similar thread!.... ahem... good thread by the way.

Santwich: A santwich with cocktail sauce and parmesan slices. Parmesan is my favourite kind of cheese having a sweet and salty taste while cocktail sauce has all the good things of ketchup and mayonaise (because it's made from them). Also the one I have has a sour sweet feeling to it. A ciabatta would be a great piece of bread for it.
Also oregano would suit this santwich perfectly.

I actually love sandwich from a fast food chain that only sells breakfast food

3 layer sandwich with Ham and Mayo and its so good

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I actually love sandwich from a fast food chain that only sells breakfast food

3 layer sandwich with Ham and Mayo and its so good

FINALLY found somebody that also likes mayo. :D

Nutella and Nutella

this is kind of a misnomer isn't it? you can't make a perfect sandwich with only 2 fillings.

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this is kind of a misnomer isn't it? you can't make a perfect sandwich with only 2 fillings.

Well, if you could, then wouldn't that be easy? This is a good way to try something easy and new, like ebola as a clamp and a ugandan child as a filling.

Nutella and Cheese is actually brilliant.

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this is kind of a misnomer isn't it? you can't make a perfect sandwich with only 2 fillings.

Technically you can't really make a perfect sandwich at all. But yeah only two ingredients is restricting countless possibilities.

There is no perfect sandwich, you fools.
The perfect sandwich would have tits and light my enemies on fire.