Help, I'm lost!
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Silent Simile2Posts: 90
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View Profile Hey guys, I've just woken up, I have a bad headache and don't know where I am. The last image I had was with John Wayne Gacey and a toilet brush.
Help! Tell me where to go! Tell me... And I'll reward you. [Sexual Gesture here]
zymnBannedPosts: 913
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View Profile i say get the saw and sword and head out the door after your headache goes away. and after you look out the window to see where you're at...
MiniMan2Posts: 11,846
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View Profile Saw your head off, throw it out the window and look for help.
LakEPosts: 5,459
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View Profile Taking into context that a sword is sharper than a saw, making it easier to cut things, thus saving time; I say you cut off some of your skin and make a fleshy backpack to keep this stuff in, using the sword.
Once you have done this, leave through the door and look around.
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View Profile i say get the saw and sword and head out the door after your headache goes away. and after you look out the window to see where you're at...
Confirmed!
You don't recognise where you are... What now?
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View Profile LakEPosts: 5,459
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View Profile Firstly, throw a patch of grass at the red sun to see how it reacts. Maybe it's something in disguise.
Start thinking really hard to make yourself extremely well drawn and detailed.
Then run forward as fast as you can holding the sword and saw infront of you, cutting anything in your path.
This ensures you that nothing will obsturct you whilst you sprint to your next destination, you'll know where that is when you stop.
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View Profile walk until you see some one, the hide your weapon, and ask him where you are.
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View Profile Saw your dick off.
Agreed .
Index2Posts: 7,352
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View Profile Saw your dick off.
Or better yet, find someone and saw
their dick off.
Silent Simile2Posts: 90
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View Profile Firstly, throw a patch of grass at the red sun to see how it reacts. Maybe it's something in disguise.
Start thinking really hard to make yourself extremely well drawn and detailed.
Then run forward as fast as you can holding the sword and saw infront of you, cutting anything in your path.
This ensures you that nothing will obsturct you whilst you sprint to your next destination, you'll know where that is when you stop.
I tried to upgrade quality, trying to do it fast too.
The man arrives at the edge of a cliff.. What now?
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View Profile No casualties?
Aww....
Well, as the sun is green here, gravity isn't real. So, jump!
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View Profile JUMP OfF
DO IT
DO IT
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