Help, I'm lost!

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Aug 5, 2008 11:31 PM #210551
Hey guys, I've just woken up, I have a bad headache and don't know where I am. The last image I had was with John Wayne Gacey and a toilet brush.
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Help! Tell me where to go! Tell me... And I'll reward you. [Sexual Gesture here]
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Aug 5, 2008 11:33 PM #210558
i say get the saw and sword and head out the door after your headache goes away. and after you look out the window to see where you're at...
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Aug 5, 2008 11:36 PM #210563
Saw your head off, throw it out the window and look for help.
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Aug 5, 2008 11:39 PM #210570
Taking into context that a sword is sharper than a saw, making it easier to cut things, thus saving time; I say you cut off some of your skin and make a fleshy backpack to keep this stuff in, using the sword.
Once you have done this, leave through the door and look around.
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Aug 5, 2008 11:41 PM #210573
Quote from zymn
i say get the saw and sword and head out the door after your headache goes away. and after you look out the window to see where you're at...


Confirmed!

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You don't recognise where you are... What now?
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Aug 5, 2008 11:44 PM #210579
Saw your dick off.
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Aug 5, 2008 11:45 PM #210585
the sun is red...
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Aug 5, 2008 11:45 PM #210587
Firstly, throw a patch of grass at the red sun to see how it reacts. Maybe it's something in disguise.

Start thinking really hard to make yourself extremely well drawn and detailed.
Then run forward as fast as you can holding the sword and saw infront of you, cutting anything in your path.
This ensures you that nothing will obsturct you whilst you sprint to your next destination, you'll know where that is when you stop.
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Aug 6, 2008 12:00 AM #210611
walk until you see some one, the hide your weapon, and ask him where you are.
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Aug 6, 2008 12:00 AM #210613
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Saw your dick off.


Agreed .
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Aug 6, 2008 12:01 AM #210615
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Saw your dick off.


Or better yet, find someone and saw their dick off.
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Aug 6, 2008 12:01 AM #210616
Quote from body_in_the_lake
Firstly, throw a patch of grass at the red sun to see how it reacts. Maybe it's something in disguise.

Start thinking really hard to make yourself extremely well drawn and detailed.
Then run forward as fast as you can holding the sword and saw infront of you, cutting anything in your path.
This ensures you that nothing will obsturct you whilst you sprint to your next destination, you'll know where that is when you stop.


I tried to upgrade quality, trying to do it fast too.

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The man arrives at the edge of a cliff.. What now?
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Aug 6, 2008 12:03 AM #210620
No casualties?
Aww....

Well, as the sun is green here, gravity isn't real. So, jump!
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Aug 6, 2008 12:03 AM #210621
JUMP OfF

DO IT

DO IT
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Aug 6, 2008 12:07 AM #210629
Quote from Brian C
JUMP OfF

DO IT

DO IT

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