Chaos Theory, the Wonderful World of Me RP

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Apr 12, 2016 10:40 PM #1445779
Tony (Plz Aquila plz) was amused to find a being who wanted to devour his flesh, which reminded him of home way too much.
"You sound just like my grandmother after a round of drinks. And, should I mention, who's talkin, plushy?"
Luckily he didn't say this. He just decided to leave the scene.
Playing a fast spanish bullfighter song, he began to run away with enhanced speed.
"
Me estoy perseguido por un toro que quiere comer mi cara.... No quiere conseguir kababed shish todavía..."
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Apr 12, 2016 10:50 PM #1445783
"Effectively?" Abra kicked John over, making the knight smash into the ground. "What's wrong with you? I'm trying to make a story here and you think I'll let someone else be the narrator? News flash kid, I'm the host! Maybe this is more your speed you dumb paladin wannabe shit, I'm the dungeon master! I say what's goes and what doesn't and guess what? This doesn't!" Abra snapped his fingers, erasing what John did. "Now what do I do with you? Break your legs? Snap your arms off? Actually I know, I'll let help Z deal with his problem." Picking up the gummy bear like it weighed nothing, Abra dropped Z and the bear on top of John. "Be glad I'm giving you a second chance. Next time you fuck up, I'm going to use your head as a chamber pot for my troupe. Now if you will excuse me." Abra clapped and disappeared.

He appeared floating next to Tony, singing along with the song. "Catchy tune, but you may wanna play something faster or focus on running more cause the foreman is catching up. Good luck." The magician disappeared.
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Apr 12, 2016 10:53 PM #1445784
Nocturn watched as the people he was trapped with in this world did their best to stave off the bears. One of the smaller ones was easily sent flying, the one that left the group first seemed to have the power to keep himself alive. Good for him.

The metal zombie skirted the edges of the fight, and waited for an opening. He heard John yell for him to act but he ignored the plea. He'd act when he thought he needed to.

And it came. The bear rolled over to catch one of his allies below its weight and with all the speed his metal body could muster, he rushed towards the beast's neck and plunged both his steel rods down its neck. If it struggled more, he'd pull the rods to either side, decapitating it.
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Apr 12, 2016 10:56 PM #1445785
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"Effectively?" Abra kicked John over, making the knight smash into the ground. "What's wrong with you? I'm trying to make a story here and you think I'll let someone else be the narrator? News flash kid, I'm the host! Maybe this is more your speed you dumb paladin wannabe shit, I'm the dungeon master! I say what's goes and what doesn't and guess what? This doesn't!" Abra snapped his fingers, erasi g what John did. "Now what do I do with you? Break your ldgs? Snap your arms off? Actually I know, I'll let help Z deal with his problem." Picking up the gummy bear like it weighed nothing, Abra dropped Z and the bear on top of John. "Be glad I'm giving you a second chance. Next time you fuck up, I'm going to use your head as a chamberpot for my troupe. Now if you will excuse me." Abra clapped and disappeared.

He appeared floating next to Tony, singing along with the song. "Catchy tune, but you may wanna play something fazter or focus on running more cause the foreman is catching up. Good luck." The magician disappeared.


Taking his advice, Tony played even faster, multitasking like Michael Jordan at a charity convention.
He began to slowly gain distance, though it looked hilarious seeing him running comically from a giant candycane mannequin brandishing a chainsaw.
"
Me estoy destrozado con mi grasa del vientre...
Ojalá pueda convertir DAT toro en la barbacoa!!!"
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Apr 12, 2016 11:00 PM #1445788
Z grunted from the sudden action of the bear falling atop him. Z used as much strength he could to prop his sword up to give him a slight amount of room under the jelly bear. He held flames in his hands trying to melt the bear to make his way out without having to transform. He wasn't ready to use it just yet but he could see his options running out. He could feel himself fading in and out of consciousness.

Z snapped and his body engulfed in flames burning his skin away as he began morphing into his berserker form and slowly began lifting the bear off of him "I refuse!" He grunted "to die from a damned false bear!" His adrenaline kicked in as he pushed the bear further off of his body.
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Apr 12, 2016 11:14 PM #1445790
[OOC: Actually not really, and there we have our first two casualties. Good bye Zman and Creepin_Bro. Zman you should've just stood afar and used fire in the trees instead of diving right on top of the bear. Also Creepin_Bro, this time the orb thing would've worked, shamed Zman did what he did. And Creepin_Bro, and everyone else, let this be a lesson. Do not break my rules!]

The bear looked at Nocturn annoyed, but before it could do anything, it began bubbling and John began screaming. Z had resorted to his ultimate form to free himself, planning on using his strength to force his way out, but he forgot that the bear, and the world around him, except for his metal-encased friend underneath him, was made of candy, which in thermodynamics, isn't very high on the list. Cooking John Sharp alive in his suit of armor as well as melting his surroundings, Z pushed at nothing as the 1000 pounds of gelatin oozed from between his fingers and covered his body as the ground underneath him began sinking underneath all the weight and heat. He had dug his and his teammate's grave, encasing them inside candy as the molten ground sucked them in and the gummy bear sealed the hole behind it. Now all that showed that there was a battle was this red gooey blemish on the path as well as indents of a bear's paws in the clearing. The rest of the group is free to continue.

The mannequin laughed, its bone-chilling screechiness trying to interfere with Tony's tempo and focus. "You can't run away from me human. I will not let such a precious morsel get away from me!" It swung its chainsaw and Tony could feel the vibrations behind him. Running away wasn't going to be enough, he would have to also slow the foreman down.
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Apr 12, 2016 11:30 PM #1445791
"Oh dear...that was fast..." Lilith was looking at the grave made out of candy, with somewhat of indifferent expression on her face. Her weapon turned into dust, and seemed to dissolve in the air, as with slow, carefully laid steps, woman approached the place of sealing. "Such sad and foolish way to die..."

She kneeled next to it, still feeling the warmth of the ground on her knee. She extended her hand in front of herself, and again, a small amount of dust appeared, dancing above her palm. After a short moment, it formed itself into a shape of a flower, a black rose. She carefully placed it on the ground, and got up, muttering.

"May your soul find the peace and quiet you've been looking for, in the halls of Church of The Old..."

She brushed the remains of the candy from her pants, and faced the group. "I guess we have no choice but to proceed..."
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Apr 12, 2016 11:35 PM #1445792
"What fools. The weak will die, the strong will live." Grant muttered, his lips dry and his throat scratched from not talking for so long. His nostrils flared with his heavy breathing as the winded telekinetic turned away and moved onward down the path.
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Apr 13, 2016 12:10 AM #1445796
Tony began to knock over as much candy as he could, smashing things so spikes littered the ground, but he doubted it would help.
He started grabbing as much sticky candy as he could, and threw it at the creature, bombarding him with lollipops, chewed jelly beans, and hard candy.
The screeching was disrupting his natural flow, so he began to freestyle with Ragnorok, making a melody that flowed with the noise.
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Apr 13, 2016 12:22 AM #1445802
"Annoying little-" the foreman chattered, his feet smashed the spikes but the gooey candy stuck to its feet and began collecting other junk so it had to peel the nuisances off. "You're not getting away from me!" He revved his chainsaw and shredded a tree next to him, hacking the thing down to topple onto the path. He covered all the small distractions Tim had laid out with his new path and began sprinting towards Tim, his chainsaw dragging behind him, cutting a furrow into the trunk and kicking peppermint dust everywhere. "You can't run from me boy!" He leapt over the leaves and was right on Tim's tail. The guitarist could see a merging ahead of him as the path from the pine route meets back up with his and form a single, meandering path again.

The group walk through the clearing and back into the grove and followed the winding path. They can't see the merge yet, but if they listened hard, they could hear the motor of a chainsaw and the sound of a guitar in the distance.
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Apr 13, 2016 12:27 AM #1445805
Nocturn digs out his rods before they are caught in the crystallization of the jelly. His eyes try to find the electric fields that house Z and John but to no avail. They're gone and dead, he simply looked the other way and proceeded to move.

"The only choice ever was to proceed," he told the woman, but mostly it was to himself. His voice was too low for anyone to hear. He sheathed the rods back in their loops and observed his surroundings before taking the next steps towards the path.

Through the brightly colored bramble of trees and bushes, Nocturn's sight could make out a faint field of yellow. It was stressed as if it was being chased; it was also moving quick so he could assume that as well.

He pondered if he should say something, if he should mention the other living creature somewhere else. He sighed.

"I sense another living nearby," he told the rest of the group. "Are we missing anyone?"
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Apr 13, 2016 1:49 AM #1445822
Tim sensed that people were nearby by some rustling, but he might get cut down to size before he even saw who it is.
"Just need to stall just a little bit longer...."
Using his guitar, he chopped a large candy cane down on the run.
"The thickness should hold him for 5 seconds, enough for me to get away..."
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He curved and began running through the pine path. Only problem is, the chainsaw was long and powerful.
"Get ready Tim. If you don't duck in time, you are going to be decapitated by a talking candycane."
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Apr 13, 2016 2:18 AM #1445830
The falling of the tree behind him was met with the furious roar of the foreman's chainsaw as it chewed a path for its wielder. The log split and collapsed to the mannequin's sides, and he saw what Tim was doing. "Oh sneaky aren't you? Trying to hide in the pines? Well..." The foreman cut through the trees, dropping his chainsaw, as to cut Tim off. He bursted out the thicket in front of Tim, his hands open wide. His hands had three fingers and a thumb, all elongated and sharp. "Boo!" He crowed with laughter.
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Apr 13, 2016 2:22 AM #1445831
Hearing the ruckus shortly ahead of the group, Grant summoned up a decently powerful blast of telekinetic energy and sent if hurling into the direction of the commotion. At the very least he figured it would blast one of the trees down.

However after letting the energy release from himself, the telekinetic stumbled. He was slowly quickly exhausting his mind.
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Apr 13, 2016 2:29 AM #1445834
A crack resounded, followed by the ominous ticking of snapping and cracking under the weight as a tree began to fall. The foreman turned around confused and only had time to scream once before the giant tree smashed him into pieces. Tim screamed, a stray peppermint shard had pierced him, nailing his foot into the ground. The fragment was as big as Tim's hand, and whether it was a parting memento from the foreman or part of the tree... who cares.