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When you have to talk to a boring person, what part of their face do you look at?

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Aug 15, 2016 1:23 AM #1458025
Me? Whatever is the biggest thing on there. I once had to endure a talk and all I could see was that the guy had big nostrils. Huge, black hole inducing, nose holes. I was so sucked into them, I thought they were his eyes. My mind started to wander away from boredom but this was strictly expert mode for those playing at home. I wouldn't recommend doing this unless you are able to straddle the line between serious and unserious. One awkward smile or laugh and that conversation would've gone south real quick.

What was the most boring thing you had to sit through that you couldn't look away from and how did you cope with it?
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Aug 15, 2016 1:51 AM #1458026
I stared at a kid's penis during my little sisters play.
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Aug 15, 2016 2:20 AM #1458028
Needless to say, devi is now a registered sex offender
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Aug 15, 2016 2:42 AM #1458029
In my intro to media studies course at my university we had a group project where you were assigned a popular topic in mainstream media and had to rate each form of media based on how likely that topic was to become popular on the aforementioned form of media if it ONLY existed on that form of media. My partner was an ultra hot chick who I haven't seen since that semester, and the topic for my group was Kim K's sex tape. My partner rambled on for at least 10-15 minutes about the tape ending all her sentences with "right?" or "don't you think so?" Now, I couldn't give any less shits about Kim K or the glorified (mandatory) philosophy class we were in, but the professor was walking around the classroom listening in on everyone's discussions so I couldn't just stare into space and not talk to my partner. Sooooo for her entire rant I was basically staring right into her eyes and saying "mhmm" every 30 seconds or so. Whenever she'd look away for a second I'd sneak a peak at her chest. I'm a pig I know, but I regret nothing.

TL;DR: If it's a girl I look her in the eyes unless there's something else worth looking at, and if it's a guy I do the same, but glance at his crotch every now and again to make sure he's not getting aroused when talking to me. Not that I would blame him
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Aug 15, 2016 3:13 AM #1458033
You seriously stare at crotches, checking for erection. Isn't that a bit counter-intuitive?
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Aug 15, 2016 6:22 AM #1458043
I shut them up before they can get any more boring. Or I just leave. Not going to stay and listen. If it's the teacher, I stare at the wall behind him/her.
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Aug 15, 2016 9:08 AM #1458056
My professor's nose.

She's hot and all but that nose.

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Aug 15, 2016 1:10 PM #1458068
Oh shit, someone's back.

When I start dozing off, I start telling myself how weird ears and noses are shaped, and I can't unsee them. It really starts to bother me after a while.
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Aug 15, 2016 2:17 PM #1458070
I stare at their nose or eyebrows. Makes you look like you're paying attention.
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Aug 15, 2016 5:28 PM #1458083
I look at the bridge of their nose between their eyes. Or at their mouth if they talk quietly and i need to read their lips
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Aug 15, 2016 5:52 PM #1458084
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You seriously stare at crotches, checking for erection. Isn't that a bit counter-intuitive?


Not stare, glance. Big difference.
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Aug 16, 2016 3:24 AM #1458132
It doesn't matter if its a stare or glance, you're looking at the guy's junk. Not his gay ass smile, his suggestive eyes, but his hard-on. What if it was really cold? What if he's just excited. And what do you do when it's showing, jump out and yell DUUUUDE WHAT IS THAT
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Aug 16, 2016 3:42 AM #1458133
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And what do you do when it's showing, jump out and yell DUUUUDE WHAT IS THAT


Exactly. But seriously, in a truly boring conversation I've got nothing better to do so, yeah.
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Aug 16, 2016 4:53 AM #1458138
Ahahahaha, gotcha.

I myself like to look at the blank space between people when I'm talking to a crowd in the room. I like to think it makes each audience member think I am personally addressing them.
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Aug 16, 2016 5:58 AM #1458144
I stare at my handsome reflection in their eyes.
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